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Tips To Husbands For a Happy Marriage


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1 minute ago, The Original Lumpy Gritz said:

Hey SJ, when you heal up enough, let us know how that went :lol:

 

I'll have you know that I have my little woman well trained!

I tell her what to do and she supervises me doing it!

:lol:

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When my wife talks to me she gets down on her hands and knees!  GET OUT FROM UNDER THAT BED YOU COWARD!  Is what she usually says.

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6 minutes ago, Matthew Duncan said:

When my wife talks to me she gets down on her hands and knees!  GET OUT FROM UNDER THAT BED YOU COWARD!  Is what she usually says.

You so beat me to that line...
Love that line...

:D

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Gents, just remember, the human female is the only species on earth that can poison her mate’s food and the sit across from him and participate in pleasant conversation while he eats. ;)

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I'll betcha that guy's wife in the video doesn't appreciate all the hard work he did to help her with her chores!:rolleyes:

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This guy kind of reminds me of my Dad.
He once bought my mom some gifts for Mother’s Day. An iron, ironing board, a vacuum cleaner, an ice grinder - so she wouldn’t have to break ice cubes up in her hand with the butt of a steel butter knife and he bought her a “house dress”. It looked like something hotel maids wear. 
He was a real piece of work, to put it nicely. 

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1) I think the video is contrived.  

2) I believe this guy is an arsehole.

3) If I had married him, I would be gone in an instant, with this as video evidence of abuse in divorce court.

 

DONE

 

That's all I'm going to say on this.

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2 hours ago, Calamity Kris said:

1) I think the video is contrived.  

2) I believe this guy is an arsehole.

3) If I had married him, I would be gone in an instant, with this as video evidence of abuse in divorce court.

 

DONE

 

That's all I'm going to say on this.

 

 

 ........ yes, .......... but how do you feel about it ? .....

 

:P;):)

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On 1/27/2023 at 5:29 PM, bgavin said:

Another tip... never ask your wife when she is gonna be done mowing the lawn so she can get dinner started.

Especially important on her birthday!

(which one is the tongue in cheek emoji?)

Regards

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Gateway Kid

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I saw this in Reader's Digest years and years ago.

 

Man is walking down the street and as he passes this one house he sees a man stretched out in a chaise longue. There's a table sitting next to him with a radio on it playing the ball game, and a bottle of beer. On the ground next to the chaise is a cooler with several more beer bottle necks sticking out.

 

The yard has just been mowed. And the wife is over in the driveway washing the car. She has fresh glass clippings on her legs.

 

There is a sign leaning up against the front of the chaise.

 

IT'S HIS BIRTHDAY

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