Subdeacon Joe Posted January 27 Share Posted January 27 https://www.facebook.com/100000340183042/posts/pfbid02haEtBUMiJaaSr9ame7rV3W2JBjLqPvBTu4nARmWLm3nzBikRYpqArvssCwdSEEr5l/?sfnsn=mo&mibextid=6aamW6 1 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bgavin Posted January 27 Share Posted January 27 Then he wonders why the only have sex, doggie-style. He sits up and begs... she rolls over and plays dead. 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sassnetguy50 Posted January 27 Share Posted January 27 @bgavin he better have a comfortable couch here. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Original Lumpy Gritz Posted January 27 Share Posted January 27 Hey SJ, when you heal up enough, let us know how that went 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted January 27 Author Share Posted January 27 1 minute ago, The Original Lumpy Gritz said: Hey SJ, when you heal up enough, let us know how that went I'll have you know that I have my little woman well trained! I tell her what to do and she supervises me doing it! 1 1 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocWard Posted January 27 Share Posted January 27 There are more painful ways to die, but I don’t want to imagine those, either. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Duncan Posted January 27 Share Posted January 27 When my wife talks to me she gets down on her hands and knees! GET OUT FROM UNDER THAT BED YOU COWARD! Is what she usually says. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bgavin Posted January 27 Share Posted January 27 6 minutes ago, Matthew Duncan said: When my wife talks to me she gets down on her hands and knees! GET OUT FROM UNDER THAT BED YOU COWARD! Is what she usually says. You so beat me to that line... Love that line... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. R. Hugh Kidnme Posted January 27 Share Posted January 27 I'm certain they are never going to find that FB lad's body. Ever............ 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 Posted January 27 Share Posted January 27 the gators and critters , in the swamp , will clean it up , pretty quick CB the TRUTH is , Have everything , they want , ON HAND , before they know they want it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bgavin Posted January 28 Share Posted January 28 Another tip... never ask your wife when she is gonna be done mowing the lawn so she can get dinner started. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 Posted January 28 Share Posted January 28 and then the fight started CB 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted January 28 Share Posted January 28 ............ didn't see her for three weeks, .......... then the swelling started to go down ...... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot, SASS #13748 Posted January 28 Share Posted January 28 Gents, just remember, the human female is the only species on earth that can poison her mate’s food and the sit across from him and participate in pleasant conversation while he eats. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted January 28 Share Posted January 28 I'll betcha that guy's wife in the video doesn't appreciate all the hard work he did to help her with her chores! 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot, SASS #13748 Posted January 28 Share Posted January 28 This guy kind of reminds me of my Dad. He once bought my mom some gifts for Mother’s Day. An iron, ironing board, a vacuum cleaner, an ice grinder - so she wouldn’t have to break ice cubes up in her hand with the butt of a steel butter knife and he bought her a “house dress”. It looked like something hotel maids wear. He was a real piece of work, to put it nicely. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calamity Kris Posted January 28 Share Posted January 28 1) I think the video is contrived. 2) I believe this guy is an arsehole. 3) If I had married him, I would be gone in an instant, with this as video evidence of abuse in divorce court. DONE That's all I'm going to say on this. 2 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted January 28 Share Posted January 28 (edited) 2 hours ago, Calamity Kris said: 1) I think the video is contrived. 2) I believe this guy is an arsehole. 3) If I had married him, I would be gone in an instant, with this as video evidence of abuse in divorce court. DONE That's all I'm going to say on this. ........ yes, .......... but how do you feel about it ? ..... Edited January 28 by Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Duncan Posted January 28 Share Posted January 28 Wife asked me what was on TV. Evidently me saying “Dust” wasn’t the correct answer. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gateway Kid SASS# 70038 Life Posted January 29 Share Posted January 29 On 1/27/2023 at 5:29 PM, bgavin said: Another tip... never ask your wife when she is gonna be done mowing the lawn so she can get dinner started. Especially important on her birthday! (which one is the tongue in cheek emoji?) Regards Gateway Kid 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted January 29 Share Posted January 29 I saw this in Reader's Digest years and years ago. Man is walking down the street and as he passes this one house he sees a man stretched out in a chaise longue. There's a table sitting next to him with a radio on it playing the ball game, and a bottle of beer. On the ground next to the chaise is a cooler with several more beer bottle necks sticking out. The yard has just been mowed. And the wife is over in the driveway washing the car. She has fresh glass clippings on her legs. There is a sign leaning up against the front of the chaise. IT'S HIS BIRTHDAY 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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