Okie Sawbones, SASS #77381 Posted January 21, 2023 Share Posted January 21, 2023 ... take a cooler to church? ... clean your ears in public, if you are using your OWN truck key? ... offer to bait your date's hook, especially on the first date? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cypress Sun Posted January 21, 2023 Share Posted January 21, 2023 5 minutes ago, Okie Sawbones, SASS #77381 said: ... take a cooler to church? Just make sure that the beer goes in a coolie so no one knows what it is. Cough loudly when you open it. Try to be nonchalant when burping and leave the empties in the hymnal rack. 5 minutes ago, Okie Sawbones, SASS #77381 said: ... clean your ears in public, if you are using your OWN truck key? Depends on if the police gave your keys back or not. If not, other peoples keys are just fine, Toyota keys are the best. 5 minutes ago, Okie Sawbones, SASS #77381 said: ... offer to bait your date's hook, especially on the first date? Yes, that's fine. To find out if you're compatible with her, have her tie your hook. You can also tell by the way she fillets your catch. If you have any other etiquette questions, don't hesitate to ask. We are here for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted January 22, 2023 Share Posted January 22, 2023 Dear Cypress Sun, My nephew’s kids are little idiots. They are noisy, disrespectful and annoying. Should I take them fishing and what kind of fish could I catch with them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Sopris, SASS Regulator Posted January 22, 2023 Share Posted January 22, 2023 6 hours ago, Okie Sawbones, SASS #77381 said: ... take a cooler to church? ... clean your ears in public, if you are using your OWN truck key? ... offer to bait your date's hook, especially on the first date? What’s a Date ? ……. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Linn Keller, SASS 27332, BOLD 103 Posted January 22, 2023 Share Posted January 22, 2023 Q: "My kids don't like fish, what should I do?" A: "Trade them for cats. Cats love fish." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cypress Sun Posted January 22, 2023 Share Posted January 22, 2023 26 minutes ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said: Dear Cypress Sun, My nephew’s kids are little idiots. They are noisy, disrespectful and annoying. Should I take them fishing and what kind of fish could I catch with them? The kind of fish will depend upon the type of weight you tie to their ankles and whether or not use a bobber. You can also try trolling with them at a slow speed, not a Weekend at Bernies speed...that should make them more respectful although they may make noise trying to get the water out of their nose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted January 22, 2023 Share Posted January 22, 2023 6 minutes ago, Cypress Sun said: The kind of fish will depend upon the type of weight you tie to their ankles and whether or not use a bobber. You can also try trolling with them at a slow speed, not a Weekend at Bernies speed...that should make them more respectful although they may make noise trying to get the water out of their nose. That’s great! Thanks. You should start a new service, kind of like Dear Abby only for Saloonatics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cypress Sun Posted January 22, 2023 Share Posted January 22, 2023 6 minutes ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said: That’s great! Thanks. You should start a new service, kind of like Dear Abby only for Saloonatics. Probably not a good idea. Some of the advice might run afoul of "Community Guidelines" and therefore rile the mods. While some of the advice may be good advice, some of the suggestions may not be physically possible, if you know what I mean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vail Vigilante Posted January 22, 2023 Share Posted January 22, 2023 10 hours ago, Okie Sawbones, SASS #77381 said: ... take a cooler to church? ... clean your ears in public, if you are using your OWN truck key? ... offer to bait your date's hook, especially on the first date? No drinking is found all over the gospel No if something itches scratch it. Yes cause you come a long way baby. There are many fisherwomen these days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted January 22, 2023 Share Posted January 22, 2023 Can I pick my nose in public if I wipe it off on a tissue? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Archived
This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.