Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted January 19, 2023 Share Posted January 19, 2023 A father used to say to his children when they were young: —When you all reach the age of 12 I will tell you the secret of life. One day when the oldest turned 12, he anxiously asked his father what was the secret of life. The father replied that he was going to tell him, but that he should not reveal it to his brothers. —The secret of life is this: The cow does not give milk. "What are you saying?" Asked the boy incredulously. —As you hear it, son: The cow does not give milk, you have to milk it. You have to get up at 4 in the morning, go to the field, walk through the corral full of manure, tie the tail, hobble the legs of the cow, sit on the stool, place the bucket and do the work yourself. That is the secret of life, the cow does not give milk. You milk her or you don't get milk. There is this generation that thinks that cows GIVE milk. That things are automatic and free: their mentality is that if "I wish, I ask..... I obtain." "They have been accustomed to get whatever they want the easy way...But no, life is not a matter of wishing, asking and obtaining. The things that one receives are the effort of what one does. Happiness is the result of effort. Lack of effort creates frustration." So, share with your children from a young age the secret of life, so they don't grow up with the mentality that the government, their parents, or their cute little faces is going to give them everything they need in life. Remember "Cows don't give milk; you have to work for it." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted January 19, 2023 Share Posted January 19, 2023 My secret of life is "don't die". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted January 19, 2023 Share Posted January 19, 2023 Thanks Marshal. Good lesson. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texas Joker Posted January 19, 2023 Share Posted January 19, 2023 Pa used to say 'wish in one hand and poop in the other. See which one fills up first. He didn't say poop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted January 19, 2023 Share Posted January 19, 2023 @Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984I sent this to my 17 year old grandson. He liked it. Thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tell Sackett SASS 18436 Posted January 19, 2023 Share Posted January 19, 2023 10 hours ago, Forty Rod SASS 3935 said: My secret of life is "don't die". Actually, that’s the secret of LONG life!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trailrider #896 Posted January 19, 2023 Share Posted January 19, 2023 Wasn't it "Curly" (Jack Palance) who, holding up one finger, said something like, "The secret to life is one thing." When Billy Crystal's character asked, "What's that?", Curly replied, "That's for you to figure out." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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