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I don't know if that's the eye makeup, or the hat shadow, or just the fact that he's so damn young. But that took me a long time to realize who he was.

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27 minutes ago, Alpo said:

I don't know if that's the eye makeup, or the hat shadow, or just the fact that he's so damn young. But that took me a long time to realize who he was.

 

It's that he's so damn young.  That movie came out in '63.

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I don't know.

 

This one came out in 1960.

 

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I knowKNEW him as soon as I saw him. That's the original Little Shop of Horrors.

 

 

Of course, he looks a whole lot like the guy going after Shelley Duvall with an ax. Red rum.

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Know the whole family.........

 

Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, a partner of Kneedeep &. Schitt Inc.

In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, and the deeply religious couple produced 6 children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins: Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.

Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school drop out. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced.

Noe Schitt later married Mr. Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them she wanted to keep her previous name. She was known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.

Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a nervous son, Chicken Schitt.

Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens wedding.

The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new bride, Piza Schitt.

So now if someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt", you can correct them. Not only do you know Jack, you know his whole family.

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