Buckshot Bear Posted December 21, 2022 Share Posted December 21, 2022 Man with WWI explosive lodged in his rectum sparks bomb scare, hospital evacuation https://nypost.com/2022/12/20/man-with-wwi-explosive-lodged-in-his-rectum-sparks-bomb-scare-hospital-evacuation/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abilene Slim SASS 81783 Posted December 21, 2022 Share Posted December 21, 2022 No s**t? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PowderRiverCowboy Posted December 21, 2022 Share Posted December 21, 2022 Well he is French so not surprised And not the first time https://www.militarytimes.com/off-duty/military-culture/2021/12/09/shell-shocked-bomb-squad-called-after-man-lodges-wwii-anti-tank-round-in-rectum/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eyesa Horg Posted December 21, 2022 Share Posted December 21, 2022 When my Mom was an RN, she had a guy come in with his unit stuck in a vacuum cleaner hose and another with rectal pain, looked in and a flash light was shining back out! An EMT that worked for me took a guy in to remove several Matchbox toys. You can't make this stuff up. At least tie a string to it for crying out loud! 35 minutes ago, PowerRiverCowboy said: Well he is French so not surprised And not the first time https://www.militarytimes.com/off-duty/military-culture/2021/12/09/shell-shocked-bomb-squad-called-after-man-lodges-wwii-anti-tank-round-in-rectum/ Huh, just happened to fall on it, gotta love it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted December 21, 2022 Share Posted December 21, 2022 A couple of days ago I saw a meme , "Sign in an ER:. No, that didn't get into your butt because you fell on it." Like an idiot I didn't save it to my phone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eyesa Horg Posted December 21, 2022 Share Posted December 21, 2022 LOL, just chuckling. Hey look at the size of that shell, that should feel great! Love the ER sign. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eyesa Horg Posted December 21, 2022 Share Posted December 21, 2022 Oh another one from Mom was a tube from a television! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyrus Cassidy #45437 Posted December 21, 2022 Share Posted December 21, 2022 Throughout my time in law enforcement, I never got used to the amount of people who went to the ER with strange objects stuck in various orifices. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rip Snorter Posted December 21, 2022 Share Posted December 21, 2022 Dad was a Doc and ran across quite a bit of this when he worked ER during his residency in NYC. He said that after the first couple you could diagnose the situation by the way they walked. The worst one he encountered was a large lightbulb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckshot Bear Posted December 21, 2022 Author Share Posted December 21, 2022 This guy was a man of large calibre. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted December 21, 2022 Share Posted December 21, 2022 11 minutes ago, Cyrus Cassidy #45437 said: Throughout my time in law enforcement, I never got used to the amount of people who went to the ER with strange objects stuck in various orifices. Look in the handbook about how you may carry extra ammo, something like "May not be carried in mouth, nose, ears.....or any other bodily orifice." I still wonder who carried what and where to bring that into being. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Gauntlet , SASS 60619 Posted December 21, 2022 Share Posted December 21, 2022 Evacuation in both senses of the word.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeaconKC Posted December 21, 2022 Share Posted December 21, 2022 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted December 21, 2022 Share Posted December 21, 2022 A lady friend of mine is a retired nurse who spent some time in the ER. She told me about a man that came in with a gerbil in his rear cavity ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyrus Cassidy #45437 Posted December 21, 2022 Share Posted December 21, 2022 2 minutes ago, Rye Miles #13621 said: A lady friend of mine is a retired nurse who spent some time in the ER. She told me about a man that came in with a gerbil in his rear cavity ! Gerbils, hot wheels cars, a light bulb, broom sticks...I don't even remember all of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeaconKC Posted December 21, 2022 Share Posted December 21, 2022 We used to get regular trips to the outside hospital from the prison I worked at for guys with roll on deodorants stuck in that particular orifice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cypress Sun Posted December 21, 2022 Share Posted December 21, 2022 I'll bet he'll never moon the Germans again by golly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
largo casey #19191 Posted December 22, 2022 Share Posted December 22, 2022 Ever there is a show called (Sex put me in the ER) There was some good ones. Largo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creeker, SASS #43022 Posted December 22, 2022 Share Posted December 22, 2022 9 hours ago, Buckshot Bear said: This guy was a man of large calibre. 8 hours ago, Cyrus Cassidy #45437 said: Gerbils, hot wheels cars, a light bulb, broom sticks...I don't even remember all of them. 8 hours ago, DeaconKC said: We used to get regular trips to the outside hospital from the prison I worked at for guys with roll on deodorants stuck in that particular orifice. What'cha mean Rectum? Damn near killed 'um. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 Posted December 22, 2022 Share Posted December 22, 2022 The Former Missus Hardpan spent several years as an ER nurse. She worked the "night shift" (hospital folk don't like the term "graveyard shift"), and would often wake me when she came home after a Friday night shift to share some most AMAZING tales. Cannot repeat most of 'em here.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Gun Barney, SASS #2428 Posted December 22, 2022 Share Posted December 22, 2022 What exactly goes thru a guys mind that makes him look at WW1 ordinance and think to himself "I know just where to put that..." Maybe he self identifies as artillery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Gus, SASS# 66666 Posted December 22, 2022 Share Posted December 22, 2022 Found. The cause for explosive diarrhea! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckshot Bear Posted December 22, 2022 Author Share Posted December 22, 2022 You guys......you crap me up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rip Snorter Posted December 22, 2022 Share Posted December 22, 2022 Lets not all pile on! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rip Snorter Posted December 22, 2022 Share Posted December 22, 2022 5 hours ago, Crazy Gun Barney, SASS #2428 said: What exactly goes thru a guys mind that makes him look at WW1 ordinance and think to himself "I know just where to put that..." Maybe he self identifies as artillery. He was expecting to get a charge out of it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trailrider #896 Posted December 22, 2022 Share Posted December 22, 2022 I recall reading of a situation in the Pacific in WWII where a troop was hit in the hip or somewhere with a Japanese 20mm round, filled with picric acid as the explosive charge, which hadn't gone off. The surgeons very carefully removed it, after taking what precautions they could to protect themselves if it had gone off. Fortunately, they were able to successfully remove it, and the patient recovered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Gus, SASS# 66666 Posted December 22, 2022 Share Posted December 22, 2022 You guys are blowing me away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tell Sackett SASS 18436 Posted December 22, 2022 Share Posted December 22, 2022 On 12/21/2022 at 2:21 PM, Abilene Slim SASS 81783 said: No s**t? Not with THAT there!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rip Snorter Posted December 22, 2022 Share Posted December 22, 2022 Whoa! An actual Ammunition Dump! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eyesa Horg Posted December 22, 2022 Share Posted December 22, 2022 1 minute ago, Rip Snorter said: Whoa! An actual Ammunition Dump! Good one!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
largo casey #19191 Posted December 22, 2022 Share Posted December 22, 2022 More like a Land Mine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Linn Keller, SASS 27332, BOLD 103 Posted December 23, 2022 Share Posted December 23, 2022 Old veteran lawman and medic here and I've been laughing and nodding at most of the responses ... I can't add anything to the excellence of the replies thus far ... yes I've seen some things and no I won't add to what's already been mentioned save only to share Rip Snorter's stated sentiment about light bulbs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckshot Bear Posted December 23, 2022 Author Share Posted December 23, 2022 2 hours ago, Rip Snorter said: Whoa! An actual Ammunition Dump! So far for me.....Rip is the winner with this one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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