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They have been around for years, AS friend gave me one when I jokingly told him a wanted a new Ruger for my birthday.      GW

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I have eaten those. They’re tasty. 
 

Bar scene:

”Yeah, Pat’s so tough he can eat a Ruger with no effort at all!”

Pat Riot turns to the crowd, his shapely physique stuns the crowd (round’s a shape).

He quickly and deftly reaches into his vest. The crowd cringes and cowers. He whips out a pack of Ruger cookies, tears them open and begins devouring the sugary chocolaty goodness. The crowd relaxes and everyone begins laughing with relief…except that one guy….the guy with a Ruger Blackhawk strapped to his hip. 
 

Okay, we’re gonna end this right here. It’s Thanksgiving, for cryin’ out loud. No violence today…

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