$1,000,000,000.00

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

31 minutes ago, Cypress Sun said:

1.2 billion dollars in $100 bills would weigh about 26,400 lbs. I would have to start working out to lug all that money around.

In a lump sum and after taxes you’re down to a more manageable 6000 lbs and I’m sure you have 50 or 60 pards who would help you out.

[Cypress Sun]

For Sale - Two slightly used Powerball tickets $1.00 OBO. Will throw in 1,000 once fired primers just to sweeten the deal.

[Utah Bob #35998]

17 hours ago, Cypress Sun said:

 

 

In Florida, the lotteries started out as a "supplement" for education. Now it's basically the only thing funding education.

Exactly! They sold it as a boost to the education budget. Then stopped any funding except the lottery.

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

[Linn Keller, SASS 27332, BOLD 103]

I budget a dollar a week for lottery.

Stick it in a nice clean peanut butter jar.

At year's end, I take the 52 bucks and stick it in my pocket.

Winner!

[Rye Miles #13621]

20 hours ago, Cypress Sun said:

1.2 billion dollars in $100 bills would weigh about 26,400 lbs. I would have to start working out to lug all that money around.

But you won’t get 1.2,billion! You’ll get half so you can handle that! 13,200 libs. Piece of cake!!

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

1 hour ago, Rye Miles #13621 said:

But you won’t get 1.2,billion! You’ll get half so you can handle that! 13,200 libs. Piece of cake!!

After taxes, half that.

[Blackwater 53393]

No big winners last night  It’ll be $1.5B on Saturday!

[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

 I s'pose that if I'm going to win it ...... perhaps I should buy a ticket ........   

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

2 hours ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said:

 I s'pose that if I'm going to win it ...... perhaps I should buy a ticket ........   

YOU CAN’T!

[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

7 hours ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said:

YOU CAN’T!

 

 

 

 ........ you're right, I can't ........... I'm fiscally embarrassed ......   

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

28 minutes ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said:

 

 

 

 ........ you're right, I can't ........... I'm fiscally embarrassed ......   

send me $2 and I’ll buy a ticket for you.

[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

2 hours ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said:

send me $2 and I’ll buy a ticket for you.

 

 

 

 

 .............................. I only have 95cents .....   

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

57 minutes ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said:

 

 .............................. I only have 95cents .....   

And it’s ‘strayan, isn’t it?

 

 

[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

7 hours ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said:

And it’s ‘strayan, isn’t it?

 

 

 

   ........................................................................................................................................................................................................ yes