Subdeacon Joe Posted September 24, 2022 Share Posted September 24, 2022 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted September 24, 2022 Share Posted September 24, 2022 So glad I wasn’t drinking a Mountain Dew. That was great! Thanks Joe My wife asked me what I was thinking the other day. Without hesitating I said “My Glock 45. Love that gun. I was thinking I might put a green dot on it, but then I was also thinking of converting my two Glock 34s back to factory parts then adding some Hi-Vix fiber optic Tritium night sights, but then I may just leave them be. What do you think?”… She rolled her eyes and went into the kitchen. I plan to be completely honest when she asks that question in the future. She leaves me be after I answer… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Bob #35998 Posted September 24, 2022 Share Posted September 24, 2022 Sure, blame it on the man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loophole LaRue, SASS #51438 Posted September 24, 2022 Share Posted September 24, 2022 Unrealistic female expectations. LL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie MacNeil, SASS #48580 Posted September 24, 2022 Share Posted September 24, 2022 10 minutes ago, Loophole LaRue, SASS #51438 said: Unrealistic female expectations. LL Yep! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted September 26, 2022 Share Posted September 26, 2022 My mom taught me to take a few seconds to think of something nice to say before answering. I usually managed to do that, but one time about this time of year we were in a mall and she was looking in a window. I stopped and looked a model inside and she asked me that question. I was thinking about the model ( a real knockout) and a said that would look really good on you. It cost me almost nine hundred dollars for a blonde mink coat...in California where it almost never gets cold....and where she wore it about ten times in twenty years. We gave it to our daughter when she got married. They lived in California but have recently moved to South Carolina in a tropical rain forest near Flat Rock...where it isn't likely to get worn much there either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie Harley, #14153 Posted September 26, 2022 Share Posted September 26, 2022 I don’t believe it was the pigs he was thinking about riding… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LawMan Mark, SASS #57095L Posted September 26, 2022 Share Posted September 26, 2022 Women spend more time worrying about what men are thinking than men do thinking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted September 26, 2022 Share Posted September 26, 2022 On 9/24/2022 at 7:29 PM, Loophole LaRue, SASS #51438 said: Unrealistic female expectations. LL Bingo!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawg Hair, SASS #29557 Posted September 26, 2022 Share Posted September 26, 2022 An innocent reply from a good ole boy> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L Posted September 26, 2022 Share Posted September 26, 2022 I warned my wife to not ask that question as my mind is usually going a mile a minute in a million different directions! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 Posted September 26, 2022 Share Posted September 26, 2022 His reply was better than, "You don't sweat much for a fat lady." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeaconKC Posted September 26, 2022 Share Posted September 26, 2022 5 hours ago, LawMan Mark, SASS #57095L said: Women spend more time worrying about what men are thinking than men do thinking. Man, you have just summed up a HUGE part of history's problems with that statement! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocWard Posted September 26, 2022 Share Posted September 26, 2022 I am so thankful Mrs. Doc has never asked me that question. She is probably smart enough to know she doesn't want to know the answer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LawMan Mark, SASS #57095L Posted September 26, 2022 Share Posted September 26, 2022 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted September 26, 2022 Share Posted September 26, 2022 5 hours ago, Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 said: His reply was better than, "You don't sweat much for a fat lady." ............ yes, his reply was better, ....... not much better, ...... but better non the less ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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