Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted September 16, 2022 Share Posted September 16, 2022 Monday, 19 September, be Jabber like a Pirate Day. It’s international, I wonder how French or Spanish pirates talked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Bob #35998 Posted September 16, 2022 Share Posted September 16, 2022 Forty Rod’s favorite day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted September 16, 2022 Share Posted September 16, 2022 49 minutes ago, Utah Bob #35998 said: Forty Rod’s favorite day! We should start a “talk like a grump” day. I speak fluent “Sailor” every day. Last year I went into stores and talked like a pirate and got some really dumb looks from people. Except for Hone Depot. These guys got into it. It was hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted September 16, 2022 Share Posted September 16, 2022 I really HATE that BS pirate talk. Next thing you know you guys will be dressing up like real cowboys, like Roy Rogers, Paladin, Cisco, and The Loooooone Ranger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irish ike, SASS #43615 Posted September 16, 2022 Share Posted September 16, 2022 "RRRRRRRRRRRRRRR" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calamity Kris Posted September 16, 2022 Share Posted September 16, 2022 Uno also hangs out at a site called "Sailing Anarchy". Need I say more................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Bob #35998 Posted September 16, 2022 Share Posted September 16, 2022 Well nobody wants to dress like a real pirate! Wondering if the guy with his finger on the trigger is the Captain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rip Snorter Posted September 16, 2022 Share Posted September 16, 2022 Just before we were married my Wife to be and I drove out to Bismarck on a whim. Stopped at a fancy hotel I used on business travel. Idea to have a nice dinner and a little play at the Casino. Had dined and went into the bar. While we were sitting at a table having a drink, a tiny little guy with a striped sailor's jersey and a scarf on his head swaggered in. I commented to her, falsetto, "Aarr, I'm a pirate!" She almost fell out of her chair laughing. 40 years later, I still get a chuckle out of her now and then. I didn't keep track of that stuff, but the timing is about right could have been Pirate Day, he certainly dressed the part. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rip Snorter Posted September 16, 2022 Share Posted September 16, 2022 8 minutes ago, Utah Bob #35998 said: Well nobody wants to dress like a real pirate! http://www.somalicruises.com/ Who knew! Thought it was dark humor - might be! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheyenne Ranger, 48747L Posted September 16, 2022 Share Posted September 16, 2022 ▲ no place on site to sign up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rip Snorter Posted September 16, 2022 Share Posted September 16, 2022 35 minutes ago, Cheyenne Ranger, 48747L said: ▲ no place on site to sign up Actually thought it was an old joke - read about it many years ago maybe in SOF, Just picked this up on a quick search. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sixgun Sheridan Posted September 16, 2022 Share Posted September 16, 2022 Probably the closet thing I will do to celebrate is go have lunch at Arrrrrrrrrbys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted September 16, 2022 Share Posted September 16, 2022 1 hour ago, Rip Snorter said: http://www.somalicruises.com/ Who knew! Thought it was dark humor - might be! Did you see the prices? M16 rental: $25.00/day . ammo: 100 rounds of 5.56 armor piercing ammo at $15.95. Ak-47 assault riffle rental: No charge. ammo: 100 rounds of 7.62 com block ball ammo at $14.95. Barrett M-107 .50 cal sniper riffle rental: $55.00/day. ammo: 25 rounds 50 cal armor piercing at $9.95. RPG rental: $75/day. ammo: 3 standard loads at $200. Mounted Mini-Gun $450.00 per 30 seconds of sustained fire. 5.56 AP for 16¢. 7.62x39 ball for 15¢. 50BMG AP for 40¢. Minigun rate of fire is 6,000 rounds a minute, so 30 seconds is obviously 3,000 rounds. $450 for 3,000 rounds. That's 7.62 NATO for 15¢. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rip Snorter Posted September 16, 2022 Share Posted September 16, 2022 If it was real, it was long ago! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Bob #35998 Posted September 17, 2022 Share Posted September 17, 2022 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted September 17, 2022 Share Posted September 17, 2022 On Monday, all music will be performed in the key of ARRRR! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Bob #35998 Posted September 17, 2022 Share Posted September 17, 2022 1 hour ago, Blackwater 53393 said: On Monday, all music will be performed in the key of ARRRR! Me cutlass does me singin for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Three Foot Johnson Posted September 17, 2022 Share Posted September 17, 2022 Keelhaul the dry gulchers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caladisi kid Posted September 17, 2022 Share Posted September 17, 2022 A Pirate walks into a bar after his first day of training. The bartender looks at him and says " You look terrible, what happened to your leg?" The Pirate says "AARRGGHH, it was taken off by a cannonball and they put a wooden leg on." The bartender says " That's terrible, here have a drink. What happened to your hand?" The Pirate says "AARRGGHH, I was in a sword fight and me got my hand cut off. They put a hook on." The bartender says " Horrible, how did you get your eye-patch?" The Pirate says " AARRGGHH, I had an itch I had to scratch and forgot the hook." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eyesa Horg Posted September 17, 2022 Share Posted September 17, 2022 On 9/16/2022 at 12:13 PM, Utah Bob #35998 said: Well nobody wants to dress like a real pirate! Wondering if the guy with his finger on the trigger is the Captain. A fine looking bunch of yachtsman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted September 17, 2022 Author Share Posted September 17, 2022 On 9/16/2022 at 12:13 PM, Utah Bob #35998 said: Well nobody wants to dress like a real pirate! Wondering if the guy with his finger on the trigger is the Captain. You should see the ones who didn’t want to be in the picture. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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