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Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted July 25, 2023 Share Posted July 25, 2023 (edited) 4 hours ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said: “Doc, I get a pain in my eye whenever I drink coffee.” ”Take your spoon out of the cup!” ...... what a novel idea, I must try it some time ... Edited July 25, 2023 by Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Subdeacon Joe Posted July 27, 2023 Author Share Posted July 27, 2023 INSTALLING COOLER WEATHER . . . ███████████████░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ 44% DONE. Install delayed....please wait. Installation failed. Please try again. 404 error: Weather not found. "Cooler Weather" cannot be located. The weather you are looking for might have been removed, had its name changed, or is temporarily unavailable. 2 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted July 27, 2023 Share Posted July 27, 2023 From the Soviet Union Boris and Ivan are standing in line. They don't know what they're standing in line for, but if there's a line you get in it because you can always sell whatever it is you buy on the black market. After several hours the line has only moved a few yards and Boris finally snaps and says “I can't take it anymore - I'm going to go shoot Gorbachev”. Ivan says “good idea, come back and tell me how it turns out”. After several hours Ivan has turned the corner and is going down the block in the line when Boris returns. Ivan asks “so how did it go - did you shoot Gorbachev?” Boris replies “no, the line was too long.” 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted July 27, 2023 Share Posted July 27, 2023 Two Cajuns were waiting at the bus stop when a truck went past loaded up with rolls of turf. Boudreaux said, "I'm a'gonna do dat when I win da lottery!" "What's dat?" asks Thibodeaux. "Send da lawn off to be mowed 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted July 27, 2023 Share Posted July 27, 2023 What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant? Swimming trunks! 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted July 27, 2023 Author Share Posted July 27, 2023 12 hours ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said: From the Soviet Union Boris and Ivan are standing in line. They don't know what they're standing in line for, but if there's a line you get in it because you can always sell whatever it is you buy on the black market. After several hours the line has only moved a few yards and Boris finally snaps and says “I can't take it anymore - I'm going to go shoot Gorbachev”. Ivan says “good idea, come back and tell me how it turns out”. After several hours Ivan has turned the corner and is going down the block in the line when Boris returns. Ivan asks “so how did it go - did you shoot Gorbachev?” Boris replies “no, the line was too long.” Two Politburo members were waiting at a train station. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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