Subdeacon Joe Posted May 17, 2023 Author Share Posted May 17, 2023 1 1 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocWard Posted May 17, 2023 Share Posted May 17, 2023 10 hours ago, Bad Bascomb, SASS # 47,494 said: I’ll say. He didn’t crash. 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted May 17, 2023 Share Posted May 17, 2023 (edited) 11 hours ago, Bad Bascomb, SASS # 47,494 said: I recall a newspaper photograph I saw once. The girl was wearing a bathing suit cut very similar to this. But completely backless. She was wearing a maxi skirt (this was back in the '60s) and yourHER hair was long enough that it covered up the strap going around her neck. The newspaper showed her from the back and from the front. Said that people who saw her from the back withWOULD almost break a leg trying to get up to her and and around her so they could see the front. I'm assuming that girl in the top picture is wearing a similar outfit. Edited May 17, 2023 by Alpo 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted May 17, 2023 Share Posted May 17, 2023 With the smile on his face, I would say there wasn't any backless top involved. 5 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sassnetguy50 Posted May 17, 2023 Share Posted May 17, 2023 X2, finding a model who'll go topless when her top isn't pictured is easy. Yes, there could be tape or something on the front. 1 2 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted May 17, 2023 Share Posted May 17, 2023 I recall a LIFE IN THESE UNITED STATES. The dirty old man that owned the store at the beach put a sign in the window. THE ORDER IS FREE FOR FEMALES IN TOPLESS BATHING SUITS. Mama waited outside and sent her 7 year old daughter in with a list. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted May 17, 2023 Author Share Posted May 17, 2023 3 1 3 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted May 17, 2023 Share Posted May 17, 2023 3 hours ago, Subdeacon Joe said: ........ looks like she/he/it fell into a tacklebox ...... 2 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eyesa Horg Posted May 17, 2023 Share Posted May 17, 2023 4 hours ago, Subdeacon Joe said: It's just misunderstood! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocWard Posted May 17, 2023 Share Posted May 17, 2023 6 hours ago, Subdeacon Joe said: Criminy Joe, that one shoulda come with a warning! Now I need brain bleach for the image and to clean my computer monitor from the caption. I might have nightmares. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eyesa Horg Posted May 17, 2023 Share Posted May 17, 2023 (edited) I actually saw one those at the fair a few years ago. Had the lumps/horn and the tarp grommets along with the hardware, but not all the make up or contacts. For some reason I find the contacts creepy. Edited May 17, 2023 by Eyesa Horg 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 Posted May 18, 2023 Share Posted May 18, 2023 1 hour ago, DocWard said: Criminy Joe, that one shoulda come with a warning! Now I need brain bleach for the image and to clean my computer monitor from the caption. I might have nightmares. 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted May 18, 2023 Share Posted May 18, 2023 5 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocWard Posted May 18, 2023 Share Posted May 18, 2023 33 minutes ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said: Other times, it could have been… 1 2 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted May 18, 2023 Share Posted May 18, 2023 1 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted May 18, 2023 Share Posted May 18, 2023 The book of Genesis, from a cat's point of view 1 2 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 Posted May 18, 2023 Share Posted May 18, 2023 9 minutes ago, Alpo said: The book of Genesis, from a cat's point of view On the eighth day God created dogs to keep the cat on its toes. 4 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted May 18, 2023 Share Posted May 18, 2023 47 minutes ago, Alpo said: The book of Genesis, from a cat's point of view On the ninth day, man created the violin, other stringed instruments, tennis rackets, and special sutures in order to make AT LEAST SOME PART of a damned cat useful!! 2 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abilene Slim SASS 81783 Posted May 18, 2023 Share Posted May 18, 2023 12 hours ago, Alpo said: I recall a newspaper photograph I saw once. The girl was wearing a bathing suit cut very similar to this. But completely backless. She was wearing a maxi skirt (this was back in the '60s) and yourHER hair was long enough that it covered up the strap going around her neck. The newspaper showed her from the back and from the front. Said that people who saw her from the back withWOULD almost break a leg trying to get up to her and and around her so they could see the front. I'm assuming that girl in the top picture is wearing a similar outfit. Okaaay, it’s still a great way to start any day! 3 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted May 18, 2023 Share Posted May 18, 2023 1 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LawMan Mark, SASS #57095L Posted May 18, 2023 Share Posted May 18, 2023 3 4 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted May 18, 2023 Author Share Posted May 18, 2023 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sedalia Dave Posted May 18, 2023 Share Posted May 18, 2023 There once was a man from Peru. Whose Limerick stopped at line two. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Sedalia Dave Posted May 18, 2023 Share Posted May 18, 2023 There once was a man from Verdun. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Subdeacon Joe Posted May 18, 2023 Author Share Posted May 18, 2023 “I got in touch with a friend of mine who works at a research reactor, and asked him what he thought would happen to someone who tried to swim in their radiation containment pool. “In our reactor?” He thought about it for a moment. “You’d die pretty quickly, before reaching the water, from gunshot wounds.” ― Randall Munroe: Serious Scientific Answers to Absurd Hypothetical Questions 4 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 Posted May 18, 2023 Share Posted May 18, 2023 Shortest poem ever: "Fleas" Adam Had 'em. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe LaFives #5481 Posted May 18, 2023 Share Posted May 18, 2023 On 5/14/2023 at 9:04 PM, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said: Stanley was on safari through Uganda. He came across a woman with a grossly extended lower lip. He said, ”Ubangi?” ”Ubetcha!” "I dated a girl from Africa the other day." "Ubangi?" "NO I didn't get to first base. " The others are: "I was gambling with some natives in Africa the other day," "Zulu's"? "No, I won" "I had an operation the other day." "Have a scar?" " NO thanks I don't smoke" 4 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted May 18, 2023 Author Share Posted May 18, 2023 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abilene Slim SASS 81783 Posted May 18, 2023 Share Posted May 18, 2023 1 hour ago, Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 said: Shortest poem ever: "Fleas" Adam Had 'em. Shortest blues song ever: "I didn't wake up this morning..." 2 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted May 18, 2023 Share Posted May 18, 2023 1 hour ago, Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 said: Shortest poem ever: "Fleas" Adam Had 'em. .... a slightly longer poem: 'cause. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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