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11 hours ago, Bad Bascomb, SASS # 47,494 said:

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I recall a newspaper photograph I saw once. The girl was wearing a bathing suit cut very similar to this. But completely backless.

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She was wearing a maxi skirt (this was back in the '60s) and yourHER hair was long enough that it covered up the strap going around her neck.

 

The newspaper showed her from the back and from the front. Said that people who saw her from the back withWOULD almost break a leg trying to get up to her and and around her so they could see the front.

 

I'm assuming that girl in the top picture is wearing a similar outfit. B)

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I recall a LIFE IN THESE UNITED STATES. The dirty old man that owned the store at the beach put a sign in the window. THE ORDER IS FREE FOR FEMALES IN TOPLESS BATHING SUITS.

 

Mama waited outside and sent her 7 year old daughter in with a list.

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6 hours ago, Subdeacon Joe said:

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Criminy Joe, that one shoulda come with a warning! Now I need brain bleach for the image and to clean my computer monitor from the caption. I might have nightmares.

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I actually saw one those at the fair a few years ago. Had the lumps/horn and the tarp grommets along with the hardware, but not all the make up or contacts. For some reason I find the contacts creepy.:lol:

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47 minutes ago, Alpo said:

The book of Genesis, from a cat's point of view

 

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On the ninth day, man created the violin, other stringed instruments, tennis rackets, and special sutures in order to make AT LEAST SOME PART of a damned cat useful!!

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12 hours ago, Alpo said:

I recall a newspaper photograph I saw once. The girl was wearing a bathing suit cut very similar to this. But completely backless.

She was wearing a maxi skirt (this was back in the '60s) and yourHER hair was long enough that it covered up the strap going around her neck.

 

The newspaper showed her from the back and from the front. Said that people who saw her from the back withWOULD almost break a leg trying to get up to her and and around her so they could see the front.

 

I'm assuming that girl in the top picture is wearing a similar outfit. B)

Okaaay, it’s still a great way to start any day! :rolleyes:

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“I got in touch with a friend of mine who works at a research reactor, and asked him what he thought would happen to someone who tried to swim in their radiation containment pool. “In our reactor?” He thought about it for a moment. “You’d die pretty quickly, before reaching the water, from gunshot wounds.”
― Randall Munroe: Serious Scientific Answers to Absurd Hypothetical Questions

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On 5/14/2023 at 9:04 PM, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said:

Stanley was on safari through Uganda. He came across a woman with a grossly extended lower lip.  He said,

 

”Ubangi?”

 

”Ubetcha!”

"I dated a girl from Africa the other day."

"Ubangi?"

"NO I didn't get to first base.  "

 

The others are:

"I was gambling with some natives in Africa the other day,"

"Zulu's"?

"No, I won"

 

"I had an operation the other day."

"Have a scar?"

" NO thanks I don't smoke"

 

 

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1 hour ago, Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 said:

Shortest poem ever:

                                                "Fleas"

                              Adam

                              Had 'em.

Shortest blues song ever:

 

"I didn't wake up this morning..."

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1 hour ago, Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 said:

Shortest poem ever:

                                                "Fleas"

                              Adam

                              Had 'em.

 

  .... a slightly longer poem:

 

                                             'cause.

 

 

:blush:

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