It's Almost Friday Humor Thread

[sassnetguy50]

On 4/28/2023 at 1:22 PM, Subdeacon Joe said:

Those apple watches with built in health monitor are really advanced.

[Rip Snorter]

They are trackable too.  Some in the military were using them.  I think they were banned.  I suppose now they are mandatory.

[sassnetguy50]

22 hours ago, Subdeacon Joe said:

 

I thought about that too.  Maybe stuck it on the mailbox or in a fence.

Or he paid the USPS mail carrier a stamp.

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[DocWard]

14 hours ago, Subdeacon Joe said:

 

Contrary to rumor, I was not manning the radio.

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[Alpo]

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40 minutes ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said:

I don't understand the joke.

 

I f it was a coke bottle, that would make sense. But it appears to be beer, or maybe booze. As big as a polar bear is that could be a fifth of booze.

 

I realize it explaining a joke takes the fun out of it, but explain it to me anyhow.

[Texas Joker]

It's a drunk bear next to an empty booze bottle

[sassnetguy50]

22 hours ago, Subdeacon Joe said:

All 33 souls were lost when it happened. 

https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/3237729-El-Faro-VDR-Audio-Transcript-8510451-ver1-0.html

[Alpo]

1 hour ago, Texas Joker said:

It's a drunk bear next to an empty booze bottle

I was trying to make it be something about it being a polar bear, and it wasn't making sense.

[Abilene Slim SASS 81783]

“Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better but the frog dies in the process.”

 

- E.B. White

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[Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474]

12 hours ago, Alpo said:

I was trying to make it be something about it being a polar bear, and it wasn't making sense.

 

It's a 1 litre of Canadian booze. 

[Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474]

13 hours ago, Alpo said:

I don't understand the joke.

 

I f it was a coke bottle, that would make sense. But it appears to be beer, or maybe booze. As big as a polar bear is that could be a fifth of booze.

 

I realize it explaining a joke takes the fun out of it, but explain it to me anyhow.

To clarify, it was Canadian Gin. He knocked the other three 1 litre bottles into the pond. You just can't see them in this shot.

Trust me.

I'm a Liberal.

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19 hours ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said:

 

19 hours ago, Alpo said:

I don't understand the joke.

 

I f it was a coke bottle, that would make sense. But it appears to be beer, or maybe booze. As big as a polar bear is that could be a fifth of booze.

 

I realize it explaining a joke takes the fun out of it, but explain it to me anyhow.

 

19 hours ago, Texas Joker said:

It's a drunk bear next to an empty booze bottle

 

 Bundaberg Rum utilizes a polar bear as a mascot.

 ...... it made me giggle a bit ..... 

 

[Subdeacon Joe]

I suspect that this was in the office of a 2nd Lieutenant.

 

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

A priest, a rabbi and a minister are in a bar…

Talk get around to how they handle their respective donations from the collection plates.

“Well,” says the priest, “to be fair, I draw a chalk circle on the floor, and toss all the money in the air. What falls inside the circle goes to the Lord; what lands outside, I keep.”

The minister nods appreciatively. “Very similar here - but what lands in the circle, I keep. Still rather fair, I think.”

Then they both look at the rabbi who has remained silent. “So, how do you divvy up the church donations?”

“Eh… I don't go for all that stuff with chalk circles. I just throw the money up in the air and what the Lord wants, he takes.”

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