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6 hours ago, Forty Rod SASS 3935 said:

Why would anyone do a scene (or anything else) with Killer Baldwin?

The same reason anybody in Hollywierd does anything, money. And I'd bet a dollar to a doughnut that they don't think he did anything wrong either.🤬

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It’s gonna be a loooong season!

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If you can't kill them with kindness, try lethal injection  -- Wednesday Addams

 

 

 

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Posted
11 hours ago, Forty Rod SASS 3935 said:

But burger flippers have a better reputation.

reputation doesnt pay the rent

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I was the first woman to burn my bra, it took the fire department four days to put it out.  — Dolly Parton

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The third grade teacher had an idea about how to help her class to get to know each other better. Each child would stand and introduce themself and say what their father did for work and what he could do for members of the class.
Marcy raised her hand and said, "My father is a banker. B-A-N-K-E-R and if he was here today, he would give us all a shiny new penny."

The teacher said, "Very nice, Marcy, who wants to go next?"

Kevin stood up and announced, "My father is a baker. B-A-K-E-R and if he was here today, he would give us all a freshly-baked cookie."

"Very good," the teacher told Kevin. Bubba was next, and he said, "My father is an electrician. L-E-K, no wait, L-E-C, no..."

The teacher interrupted and said, "Bubba, sit and think for a while. When you think you know how to spell it, stand up and try again.

Little Johnny then stood up and said, "My father is a bookie. B-O-O-K-I-E."

The teacher said, "Very good. And what would he do if he were here?"

And Little Johnny said, "If he was here today, he would give us all 20:1 odds that the redneck will never be able to spell 'electrician’.

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Hey Brock,

Are shooting CAS yet? See you're from New Hampshire. I and Ellie shoot with the Peacemakers in Holderness and make it down to Candia on occasion. Will be going to Berwick Maine next week for the Maine State Championship. Hope to meet you in the trail.

EH

Posted
1 hour ago, Brock said:

LOL used to mean Little Old Lady

Tru, and LOM was Little Old Man. Way back before encryption, I used to hear ambulance dispatch using LOL FDGB, LOM FDGB, and also DKGC.

 

The last is Dumb Kid Got Cut and FDGB meant Fall Down Go Boom.

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1 hour ago, Sedalia Dave said:

 

 

 

That was excellent 👌 

I want to be Jay's friend 😊

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7 hours ago, Eyesa Horg said:

That was excellent 👌 

I want to be Jay's friend 😊


DON’T WE ALL?!?!

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1 minute ago, Blackwater 53393 said:


DON’T WE ALL?!?!

I shook his hand once and shared a few words, but that didn't constitute driving his tank I guess!

That man surely lives up to the phrase "He who dies with the most toys,wins"

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