Sedalia Dave Posted August 25 Posted August 25 On 8/19/2026 at 4:59 PM, Subdeacon Joe said: Crow playing with cat https://www.facebook.com/reel/2555687764878704/?mibextid=9drbnH&s=yWDuG2&fs=e Would have been really cute but sadly it’s yet another AI generated video. Quote
Brock Posted August 25 Posted August 25 Stolen... There was an old man called Vlad Who thought that Ukraine could be had His forces were smashed Their suppliers were trashed And he ended up stark raving mad. 3 Quote
John Kloehr Posted August 25 Posted August 25 1 hour ago, Alpo said: That's not a proper limerick. It's not dirty. 20 minutes ago, Brock said: But it’s Family Friendly. I'll take this as a juvenile challenge... There was an old man called Vlad Who thought that Ukraine could be had His forces smashed near a dam (bad luck) Nearby suppliers trashed by a duck He screamed "dam" and "duck" as he went stark raving mad. Not bad for less than a minute... 1 Quote
Alpo Posted August 25 Posted August 25 Friend of mine had a book. 1001 LIMERICKS, DIRTY OR OTHERWISE (there are no otherwise) 4 Quote
Brock Posted August 25 Posted August 25 2 minutes ago, Alpo said: Friend of mine had a book. 1001 LIMERICKS, DIRTY OR OTHERWISE (there are no otherwise) I had a two volume set. Quote
Brock Posted August 26 Posted August 26 Stolen, When I drove on past her car, I noticed it was still very crooked and badly parked so I decided this revenge. After I found another parking spot, I got the paper and pen out and wrote this in "Sorry I bumped your car. You parked badly and I had a hard time getting out" No phone number, no insurance info, nothing. Then I put the paper in her car's wipers. I have no doubt when she got back, she'd spend a long time looking for nonexistent scratch or dent on her car. 1 3 Quote
Brock Posted August 26 Posted August 26 https://www.instagram.com/reel/Dce_-_qRyq5/?igsi=MXRwajJwOHpzYnE1Mg== 1 1 Quote
Brock Posted August 27 Posted August 27 https://www.instagram.com/reel/DZK4vQsj84s/?igsi=YzdvYjBmbjhoeHps 1 Quote
Brock Posted August 28 Posted August 28 Putin needs drones to fight his war. He ends up arresting the CEOs of his drone compamies because they are buying drones from China and selling them to him at an upscaale price. Probably thier sin is that they did not share the profit with him. 3 Quote
Brock Posted August 28 Posted August 28 20 minutes ago, Eyesa Horg said: Better step back from the windows! Lubyanka is notorious;ly lacking windows. 2 Quote
Gateway Kid SASS# 70038 Life Posted August 28 Posted August 28 18 minutes ago, John Kloehr said: These days doesn’t everyone? Regards Gateway Kid 2 Quote
Brock Posted August 28 Posted August 28 The lion was feeling pretty full of himself, as he padded across the savanna. “Who’s the king of the jungle?” he roared. “You are” called the gazelle as she raced away at top speed. Again the lion roared “Who’s the king of the jungle?” “I’d be a monkey’s uncle if I didn’t know it’s you” called the chimpanzee as he climbed out of reach. The lion came upon a bull elephant. “Who’s the king of the jungle?” he roared. The elephant picked the lion up in his trunk, swung him around twice and flung him into a thorn bush. The lion picked himself up, dusted himself off and said “just because you don’t know the answer is no reason to get sore!” 2 5 Quote
Brock Posted August 28 Posted August 28 Guy walks into a lawyer's office asks the lawyer “how much is your fee?” The lawyer answers “I charge $50 for three questions” The guy says “isn't that kind of expensive?” The lawyer replies “yes it is… now what's your last question?” 1 2 1 Quote
Brock Posted August 29 Posted August 29 What’s worse than seeing a worm in an apple? Seeing half a worm. 1 Quote
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted August 29 Posted August 29 20 hours ago, Gateway Kid SASS# 70038 Life said: These days doesn’t everyone? Regards Gateway Kid Why would anyone do a scene (or anything else) with Killer Baldwin? 1 Quote
Brock Posted August 29 Posted August 29 Angela comes home to find her husband, Wayne, standing in the kitchen. Ordinarily this would not be unusual, however, he is completely n***d and covered in baby oil. A: "Wayne!! what the hell are you doing??? W: "Well, you said I never glisten!!" A: "LISTEN!! Wayne. I said you never listen" 3 Quote
Brock Posted August 29 Posted August 29 5 hours ago, Forty Rod SASS 3935 said: Why would anyone do a scene (or anything else) with Killer Baldwin? It pays better than flippin’ burgers.. 1 Quote
Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 Posted August 29 Posted August 29 6 hours ago, Forty Rod SASS 3935 said: Why would anyone do a scene (or anything else) with Killer Baldwin? The same reason anybody in Hollywierd does anything, money. And I'd bet a dollar to a doughnut that they don't think he did anything wrong either.🤬 3 Quote
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