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My relationship ended because she lied about her weight.

 

It was a bungee jumping accident.

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My brother-in-law got fired because he asked clients if they wanted smoking or non-smoking.

 

 

The correct terms were cremation and burial.

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For the people that try to find the little squiggles in that man's artwork, were you aware that he puts a number above his signature, and that number tells how many of those little pictures are in his cartoon?

 

In this particular one there are five.

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27 minutes ago, Rye Miles #13621 said:

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Sadly, I had to explain this to my wife......and she's the smart one of the family...

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3 hours ago, Alpo said:

For the people that try to find the little squiggles in that man's artwork, were you aware that he puts a number above his signature, and that number tells how many of those little pictures are in his cartoon?

 

In this particular one there are five.

but the number is 6. what counts as a squiggle?

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1 hour ago, DeaconKC said:

Sadly, I had to explain this to my wife......and she's the smart one of the family...

If I didn't watch old movies taking place in New York City, I wouldn't have got it. I've never been in a taxi cab. And I don't think you even hail them in my town. I think you called the cab company and they send one to you.

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1 hour ago, Brock said:

but the number is 6. what counts as a squiggle?

Blow the picture up and look again. That number is a 5.

 

There's an upside down bird under the sign. An eyeball in the tree. A burning stick of dynamite next to the front door. An alien in a spaceship on the bald guy's shirt. And a piece of pie in the grass between the sidewalk and the road - I understand in Detroit they call that patch of grass the devil's strip.

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