Subdeacon Joe Posted August 1 Author Posted August 1 On 7/31/2026 at 4:37 AM, Brock said: My wife said "You scum, youve been seeing that woman from Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu again, haven't you? I said "How can you say that?" Hmmmm... From Wikipedia: The name Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu translates roughly as "the summit where Tamatea, the man with the big knees, the slider, climber of mountains, the land-swallower who travelled about, played his kōauau (flute) to his loved one".[3] Other versions An older sign for the hill in 2013 The name has multiple alternative forms, some of them being longer still. Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaurehaeaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu has 92 letters. An even longer version, Taumata-whakatangihanga-koauau-o-Tamatea-hau-mai-tawhiti-ure-haea-turi-pukaka-piki-maunga-horo-nuku-pokai-whenua-ki-tana-tahu, has 105 letters and means "the hill of the flute playing by Tamatea – who was blown hither from afar, had a slit penis, grazed his knees climbing mountains, fell on the earth, and encircled the land – to his beloved one". Quote
Brock Posted August 2 Posted August 2 I hunted big game in Africa. I hunted elephants for the ivory. But the ivory there was too tough to remove. So I moved the business to Alabama. Where the Tuscaloosa. 1 4 Quote
Brock Posted August 2 Posted August 2 A blonde goes to the counter and says: "I'd like to order fries and a coke." The man at the counter says: "Madam, this is a library." The blonde whispers: "I'd like to order fries and a coke." 6 Quote
Brock Posted August 3 Posted August 3 A Russian and an American arrive in Hell. The Devil greets them and asks, “So, which Hell do you want: the American one or the Russian one?” “What’s the difference?” they ask. “In American Hell, you have to eat one bucket of excrement every day. In Russian Hell, it’s two buckets.” The American says, “Well… American Hell, obviously.” The Russian thinks for a moment and says, “Eh, I’ve spent my whole life in Russia. No point changing now.” A month later, they run into each other again. The Russian asks, “So, how’s it going over there?” The American replies, “Not bad. Every morning I eat my bucket, then I’m free for the rest of the day. What about you?” The Russian shrugs. “Same as always. Either the excrement never got delivered, or there aren’t enough buckets for everyone.” 6 Quote
Brock Posted August 3 Posted August 3 Bicycle racing... Bra-Maxxing might be the latest illicit aero workaround of the women’s peloton. Dutch outlet Wielerflits reports that several teams at the Tour de France Femmes have voiced concern over riders wearing over-sized bras stuffed with padding in the quest for free watts. An artificially inflated chest can create an “aero fairing.” This confers a small but significant aerodynamic advantage to riders hunched low on the bike, particularly in the timetrial position. 4 Quote
Brock Posted August 3 Posted August 3 My aon asked if he could stop sharing a room with his little brother. I told him there was no room for mistakes. 1 1 Quote
Brock Posted August 4 Posted August 4 A little boy walked up to a cop and said "I lost my dad" Cop: "What's he like?" Boy: "Beer and women" 1 3 Quote
Brock Posted August 5 Posted August 5 My wife beamed at me and said "I had no idea Billy would go that far." I said "I know. This trebuchet is amazing. Go get Bobby." 5 Quote
Brock Posted August 5 Posted August 5 A Saudi student in Berlin sends an email to his father. Dear Dad, Berlin is wonderful, people are nice and I really like it here, but Dad, I am ashamed to arrive at my college with my limited edition, custom pure-gold Ferrari F80 when all my teachers and many fellow students travel by train. Your son, Nasser The next day, his dad replied: Dear Son, Twenty-five million dollars has just been transferred to your account. Please stop embarrassing us. Go and get yourself a train too. Dad 1 5 Quote
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