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For anyone who is interested, I have a buddy who bought tickets to the World Cup final on July 19.  The doofus fotgot that it’s his wedding day.

 

If anyone wants to go in his place, it’s at St. Patrick’s Cathedral in New York. The bride’s name is Mary, and everything has already been paid for.

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10 hours ago, Brock said:

For anyone who is interested, I have a buddy who bought tickets to the World Cup final on July 19.  The doofus fotgot that it’s his wedding day.

 

If anyone wants to go in his place, it’s at St. Patrick’s Cathedral in New York. The bride’s name is Mary, and everything has already been paid for.

I'd believe this if it wasn't for soccer.

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A blonde is sitting next to a lawyer on a plane , and he’s eager to test her intelligence.

 

He offers her 10-to-1 odds: for every question she can’t answer, she owes him $5 , but for every question he can’t answer, he’ll give her $50.

 

She agrees, and the game begins!

 

The lawyer asks, "What’s the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?"

 

The blonde hands him $5, no questions asked.

 

Then it’s her turn: “What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes down with 4?”

 

The lawyer is totally stumped.

 

He spends hours Googling , making calls , but he can’t find the answer.

Finally, frustrated, he gives up and hands her $50.

 

The blonde puts the $50 in her purse , and the lawyer says, “Okay, what’s the answer?”

 

Without saying a word, the blonde hands him $5.

 

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2 hours ago, Sedalia Dave said:

 

The lawyer asks, "What’s the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?"

I thought that everybody knew the difference between the Earth and the nearest star was 93 million miles.

 

Otherwise known as an astronomical unit.

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Three blondes walk into a building.

You’d think at least one of them would’ve seen it.

 

Three blondes walk into a bar.

The fourth one ducked.

 

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Where are the big hairy spotted dogs? I don't see no airedales in that list.

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