It's Almost Friday Humor Thread

[Alpo]

Actually, I whistled it while reading it in my head.

[Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485]

[Alpo]

[Alpo]

9 hours ago, DeaconKC said:

My friend, that one should have been in the Dad Joke thread.

Should this one also have been posted in the dad joke thread?

 

[John Kloehr]

25 minutes ago, Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485 said:

3. What's this here sauce?

 

 

Edited December 10, 2025 by John Kloehr
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[Alpo]

[Rye Miles #13621]

[Alpo]

Y'all ever hear about the Cheyenne electrician named Many Hands?

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

9 hours ago, Alpo said:

Y'all ever hear about the Cheyenne electrician named Many Hands?

 

 

                                         ...... no

[Texas Joker]

Many hands make light work.

 

[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

1 minute ago, Texas Joker said:

Many hands make light work.

 

 

 

   ........ not if the circuit breaker is tripped ......

[Rye Miles #13621]

[Texas Joker]

Just now, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said:

 

 

   ........ not if the circuit breaker is tripped ......

He's an electrician he'll figure it out

[El Sobrante Kid]

4 hours ago, Texas Joker said:

He's an electrician he'll figure it out

 

Well... if he's-

- not too bright

- can't make the connection

- is always negative

- only sees things as black OR white

 

... he may not figure it out.

[Subdeacon Joe]

Fancy Moustach 

 

[Rip Snorter]

3 minutes ago, Subdeacon Joe said:

Fancy Moustach 

 

1861 - 1876?  Actually 1829–1881.  Interesting guy - worth looking up.

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

[Texas Joker]

8 hours ago, Rip Snorter said:

1861 - 1876?  Actually 1829–1881.  Interesting guy - worth looking up.

I would imagine those are either service or appointment (perhaps of a command) dates.

[Alpo]

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

Seen on the web…

 

“San Andreas Fault to be renamed <politician’s name> Fault”

[Subdeacon Joe]

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

[Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L]

[Alpo]

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

[Alpo]

38 minutes ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said:

What do you do when you run out of children?

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

1 hour ago, Alpo said:

What do you do when you run out of children?

in that case you no longer have a child who acts up. problem solved. so obvious, why did you even ask?

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

Pringles inventor Fredric Baur’s ashes were buried in a Pringles can.

When considering a final resting place, most people ponder the conventional options, such as a coffin or, for those who prefer cremation, an urn. Not Pringles inventor Fredric Baur, whose devotion to his innovative packaging method (which stacks his perfectly curved creations in a tall tube) was so intense that he had his ashes buried in a Pringles can. “When my dad first raised the burial idea in the 1980s, I chuckled about it,” Baur’s eldest son, Larry, told Time of his father’s wishes. But this was no joke. So after the inventor died in 2008, his children made a stop on their way to the funeral home: a Walgreens, where they had to decide which can to choose. “My siblings and I briefly debated what flavor to use,” Larry Baur added. (Sour cream and onion? Barbecue?) “But I said, ‘Look, we need to use the original.’” Baur’s ashes now rest, in the can, at his grave in a suburban section of Cincinnati, Ohio.

[Alpo]

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

 

 

Edited December 15, 2025 by Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984

[Sedalia Dave]

12 hours ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said:

Pringles inventor Fredric Baur’s ashes were buried in a Pringles can.

When considering a final resting place, most people ponder the conventional options, such as a coffin or, for those who prefer cremation, an urn. Not Pringles inventor Fredric Baur, whose devotion to his innovative packaging method (which stacks his perfectly curved creations in a tall tube) was so intense that he had his ashes buried in a Pringles can. “When my dad first raised the burial idea in the 1980s, I chuckled about it,” Baur’s eldest son, Larry, told Time of his father’s wishes. But this was no joke. So after the inventor died in 2008, his children made a stop on their way to the funeral home: a Walgreens, where they had to decide which can to choose. “My siblings and I briefly debated what flavor to use,” Larry Baur added. (Sour cream and onion? Barbecue?) “But I said, ‘Look, we need to use the original.’” Baur’s ashes now rest, in the can, at his grave in a suburban section of Cincinnati, Ohio.

 

Must have been a really small man.

[Subdeacon Joe]

Question on Quora

 

Why don’t gun manufacturers put rifling in pistol barrels to increase accuracy?

 

Answer:

Because rifling only works on rifles.

On pistols, they use pistoling.

[Alpo]

[Subdeacon Joe]