It's Almost Friday Humor Thread

[Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485]

[Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485]

[Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485]

[Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485]

[Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485]

[Alpo]

[Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485]

[Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485]

[Alpo]

[Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485]

[Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485]

[Alpo]

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

[Alpo]

[Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770]

57 minutes ago, Alpo said:

Too old for a picture, but when I was a kid back in Columbus Ohio, there was a bright red box truck we'd see with "Caution Explosives" signs on it. It supplied popcorn to movie theaters.

[Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770]

Found this on Fakebook:

[Subdeacon Joe]

[Subdeacon Joe]

Naked Cowboy 

  A Sheriff in a small town in Texas walks out in the street and sees a blond haired cowboy coming toward him with nothing on but his cowboy hat, his gun and his boots. He arrests him for indecent exposure.

As he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you walking around like this?'

The cowboy says, 'Well it's like this Sheriff ...... 

  

I was in this bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.   

  

We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt... So I did.

 

Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants.... So I did. 

 

Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts...so I did. 

 

Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town, cowboy.. ' 

'And here I am.' 

 

Son of a Gun. Blonde Men do exist!!!!

[Alpo]

[Alpo]

Thought about putting this in the dog thread, but I decided against it.

 

 

[Sedalia Dave]

 

 

 

[Sedalia Dave]

 

 

https://www.facebook.com/share/p/16NjDMv3t6/

[Sedalia Dave]

 

 

https://www.facebook.com/share/r/16oSw5EnCX/

[Alpo]

[Chicken Rustler, SASS #26680]

12 hours ago, Alpo said:

Die Hard is about a hero who sneaks around a tower at night avoiding Alan Rickman, it's a Harry Potter movie. 

[Alpo]

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

• A Charlotte, North Carolina lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, then insured them against, among other things, fire.  

• Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of these great cigars and without yet having made even his first premium payment on the policy the lawyer filed claim against the insurance company.  

• In his claim, the lawyer stated the cigars were lost "in a series of small fires." The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason that the man had consumed the cigars in the normal fashion.  

• The lawyer sued, and WON! Delivering the ruling, the judge agreed with the insurance company that the claim was frivolous. The judge stated nevertheless, that the lawyer "held a policy from the company which it had warranted that the cigars were insurable and also guaranteed that it would insure them against fire, without defining what is considered to be "unacceptable fire" and was obligated to pay the claim.  

• Rather than endure lengthy and costly appeal process, the insurance company accepted the ruling and paid $15,000 to the lawyer for his loss of the cigars lost in the "fires".  

• After the lawyer cashed the check, the insurance company had him arrested on 24 counts of ARSON!!! With his own insurance claim and testimony from the previous case being used against him, the lawyer was convicted of intentionally burning his insured property and was sentenced to 24 months in jail and a $24,000 fine.

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[Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485]

[Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485]

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[Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485]

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