It's Almost Friday Humor Thread

[Subdeacon Joe]

 

 

[Alpo]

You suppose if you got in between him and them, he would tear your head off?

[Subdeacon Joe]

 

 

[Alpo]

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DQeeLjQEbVa/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

[Alpo]

[DeaconKC]

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

[Alpo]

[Sedalia Dave]

 

 

 

 

[Sedalia Dave]

 

 

 

[Sedalia Dave]

 

 

 

[Alpo]

1 hour ago, Sedalia Dave said:

 

 

 

 

If Mr Pickles met up with "that bloodthirsty violent garter snake that is roaming our streets", he would kill it.

[John Kloehr]

 

[Alpo]

MONGO!!!

[Alpo]

That ain't Gus.

 

THIS is Gus.

 

"Angelo's Steak Pit. The home of Gus, the 2000 pound steer. And that ain't no bull!"

 

 

Seems like just about every year during spring break somebody spray paints his pizzle bright red. Couple of times they've cut his horns off, so he had to be replaced.

 

Teenagers/college kids/Tourists.

 

Sometimes I hate living in a tourist trap.

[T.K.]

My Dog ate a whole bag of Scrabble game tiles, I took him to the Vet........ No word yet......

[Alpo]

[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

16 hours ago, Alpo said:

 

  ...... can't be having an unsecured load now, can we ?

[Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770]

19 hours ago, Alpo said:

 

2 hours ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said:

  ...... can't be having an unsecured load now, can we ?

I don't know, we didn't see him slap it and say "THAT'S not going anywhere!"

[Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L]

[Alpo]

Can you say "oops"?

 

[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

32 minutes ago, Alpo said:

Can you say "oops"?

 

 

  ...... not "oops", ...... but urrrrrngh!!!

 

he was either very trusting or verrrrrry gullible .......

[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

I'm betting he won't fall for that'un again 

[Subdeacon Joe]

[Subdeacon Joe]

"Move his love handles out of the way"

 

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DQwz7LBEf1A/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

[Subdeacon Joe]

[Alpo]

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

Wilson the Volleyball, Tom Hanks' inanimate companion in the movie Cast Away, actually had scripted lines. They were unspoken in the movie and existed only to help Hanks get in character while talking to the ball.

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

[Sedalia Dave]

I phoned my local radio station today. 

 

The guy said, “Congratulations! You’re our first caller!
Answer one question correctly and you win the grand prize!” 

 

“Woohoo!” I said.

 

“It’s a math question. Feeling confident?”

 

“Yes! I have a degree in math and I teach at our local school,” I replied proudly. 

 

“Okay then… for 2 VIP tickets to meet Taylor Swift,

 

What is 2 + 2?”

 

 

“7,” I replied. 

 

 

[Alpo]

[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

I woulda ax'd whot 2nd prize was ...... 

[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

6 hours ago, Sedalia Dave said:

I phoned my local radio station today. 

 

The guy said, “Congratulations! You’re our first caller!
Answer one question correctly and you win the grand prize!” 

 

“Woohoo!” I said.

 

“It’s a math question. Feeling confident?”

 

“Yes! I have a degree in math and I teach at our local school,” I replied proudly. 

 

“Okay then… for 2 VIP tickets to meet Taylor Swift,

 

What is 2 + 2?”

 

 

“7,” I replied. 

 

 

my reply is above ^^^^^^

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

A number of years ago I was on a flight and the crew were working hard to get everyone on board and seated in order to get off on time. Some of the passengers were taking their time getting into their seats although they were already at their row and had stored carry-ons. The pilot came over the intercom, “Could everyone please sit down now? I can’t see to back the plane up.” The aisles emptied in moments. Then the whole plane started laughing! Loved the humor the pilot used in order to get out on time.