Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L Posted October 14 Posted October 14 (edited) Edited October 14 by Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L 3 Quote
Alpo Posted October 15 Posted October 15 They had an NCIS episode. There was a bikini contest and one of the contestants was murdered. And she was a lieutenant JG in the Navy, so NCIS got involved. The contest was being recorded for some guy TV station. So they have the disc. And when they go to play the disc, in Abby's lab, it's just snow. Tony had taken the disc home the night before to watch it and forgot to rewind it. That was actually what it said in the show - did Tony forgot to rewind the DVD. Sometimes I think screenwriters are the dumbest people in the country. 1 Quote
Subdeacon Joe Posted October 15 Author Posted October 15 2 hours ago, Alpo said: One year for Memorial Day Weekend we were going to my uncle's place in Jawbone Canyon. First we went to their house in Culver City. Got on the road from there at about 1500. It took about 5 hours to get to the to the exit for 14. You'd chat with people in the car next to you, eventually one lane would move, you'd chat with someone else. People were getting out, popping their trunks, digging into ice chests. Trading sandwiches and snacks. Beers were exchanged. Everyone had the attitude, "Getting upset won't change anything, let's just start the party now. " 2 1 Quote
Subdeacon Joe Posted October 16 Author Posted October 16 https://www.instagram.com/reel/DPw2HihEuDa/?igsh=MTc4MmM1YmI2Ng== 2 Quote
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted October 16 Posted October 16 Found on the web…. Back in hs, some friends and I got pulled over. After a good 15–20 minutes searching my parents truck, they finally found a small, crystalline object in a clear film canister. Which they only revealed to me after standing around talking about it amongst themselves. Can only assume (hope, in retrospect) they did field “tip of the tongue” tests and the like. We get home, explain to the folks why we’re late, then whilenmy friend and I are sitting there griping about annoying cops, my mother comes out laughing so hard she can’t even pause long enough to tell us what’s so hilarious. My father then follows, asks for cut citation ticket, then calmly asks to speak ro the officer in charge of the stop. Next thing I hear is “Well, when he gets in from patrol, could you let him know he’s confiscated the kidney stone I need to take to a doctor’s appointment next week? Ok, thanks! No, thank you! Have a nice night!” then hung up the phone and went back to bed 5 Quote
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted October 16 Posted October 16 Headline yesterday. …… Admintration authorizes secret CIA operation … really? 1 2 Quote
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted October 17 Posted October 17 https://www.instagram.com/reel/DPz_2cWDb7V/?igsh=MWJ3N2Z4NWozb200dQ== 3 Quote
Alpo Posted October 17 Posted October 17 After they remove the scales, and then shop it into an oxtail consistency, and put it in the bowl and sprinkle it with citrus and berries and stuff, did he say you cover it with cocaine and Colt 45 malt liquor? Sometimes I hear stuff and it's just - no that ain't what he said. That can't be what he said. Yes I know this is a joke video. I'm just trying to verify what I heard. 2 Quote
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted October 17 Posted October 17 https://www.instagram.com/reel/DPwTPHikY69/?igsh=ZHBiMzJiOHF4OTc1 2 1 Quote
Subdeacon Joe Posted October 18 Author Posted October 18 https://www.instagram.com/reel/DP4uUGpEhda/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA== 2 Quote
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted October 18 Posted October 18 Stolen….. When we were married, my bride and I both wore flowered wreaths. When I kissed the bride, I accidentally knocked her wreath off. As I picked it up and placed it back on her head, I said, “Oh dear, it seems I’ve deflowered you.” I was afraid the minister was going to bust a gut. “Let us pray,” he proclaimed through giggles. 1 4 Quote
Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 Posted October 18 Posted October 18 1 hour ago, Alpo said: My Dad was not as handy around the house as he might have been. Most of the light switches said NO and FFO on them. 2 Quote
Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L Posted October 18 Posted October 18 5 hours ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DPwTPHikY69/?igsh=ZHBiMzJiOHF4OTc1 Strange looking moose antlers!!!! 2 Quote
Alpo Posted October 18 Posted October 18 19 minutes ago, Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L said: Strange looking moose antlers!!!! Compared to this These are some strange looking whitetail antlers I figure that's a young moose. Either that or it is early in the season and they have not reached full growth. Quote
Alpo Posted October 18 Posted October 18 I was impressed that a duck could read at such a young age. His left cheek feathers are showing through his open mouth. That white pointy thing that appears to be dangling down from his upper bill. I thought it was an egg tooth. Quote
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