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On 10/5/2025 at 10:12 PM, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said:

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Some good aliases in there.

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On 10/5/2025 at 9:53 AM, Calamity Kris said:

 

It would be funnier still if the picture was of a guy...............

 

Yep

 

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Little Johnny jokes are universal… here are some foreign names for the imp…

 

International names for "Little Johnny"
Here are some of the names for this popular character around the world:
  • Argentina: Jaimito
  • Brazil: Joãozinho, Juquinho, Toninho, or Zezinho
  • Finland: Pikku-Kalle
  • France: Toto
  • Germany: Kleines Fritzchen (Little Fritzie)
  • Italy: Pierino
  • Mexico: Pepito
  • Netherlands: Jantje
  • Poland: Jasio
  • Portugal: Joãozinho
  • Romania: Bulă
  • Russia: Vovochka
  • Senegal: Mandemba
  • Spanish-speaking countries: Pepito, Jaimito, or Benito
  • Sri Lanka: Amdan
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If at first

 

You don't succeed,

 

It is only

 

Attempted murder.

 

 

 

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1 hour ago, Alpo said:

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When I was in junior college I took some pottery classes, ended up after the 1st semester being a paid assistant..not teaching,  but mixing glazes, firing kilns, and such.  Did that for 3 semesters.  Saw variations on all the above. Plus people with long hair not properly secured back and having it flop over a shoulder and wrap around the piece.

 

Students could come in and work almost any time,  late night,  early morning,  weekends,  holidays.

 

There were 6 or 8 of us who were pretty hard core about it, and  4 or 5 of us were almost always there. One weekend, one of the ladies was working with porcelain, very smooth clay with no grit at all.  Her shirt kept getting caught.  So she took it off,  much to the delight of the 2 or 3 guys who were there. 

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OOPS

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Mikhail Gorbachev thought he’d get a giggle by pulling Ronald Reagan’s chain. So one day, he phoned the White House and said “Hello Comrade Reagan! I had a funny dream last night. I dreamed that a giant red flag was flying over the White House!”

Reagan responded “That’s interesting. I had a similar dream. I dreamed there was a giant red flag flying over the Kremlin. It had some weird writing on it.”

Gorbachev was puzzled. “What’s funny about that? There’s always a red flag over the Kremlin. What was the weird writing?”

Reagan said “I don’t know because I can’t read Chinese.”

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16 hours ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said:

 

 

 ....... I'm pretty sure I saw him t'other day

I did too. She was driving.

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31 minutes ago, Barrel Rider said:

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I'm guessing she's a left eye dominant right-handed shooter.

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"MISSING HIM WITH ALL SIX SHOTS"

 

I remember, many years ago, reading about a woman that was on trial for murder. Her lawyer was trying to claim self defense, but she shot the guy 14 times with a five shot revolver.

 

The lawyer just could not explain away the reloading twice.

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32 minutes ago, Subdeacon Joe said:

That was hilarious.

 

Speaking of the bastard sword, you ever been on a website that won't let you talk about an aggressive metal file? You say something about a bastard cut file and it bleeps you out. "I need a 10 inch b****** file for sharpening my axe."

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1 hour ago, Alpo said:

That was hilarious.

 

Speaking of the bastard sword, you ever been on a website that won't let you talk about an aggressive metal file? You say something about a bastard cut file and it bleeps you out. "I need a 10 inch b****** file for sharpening my axe."

 

Or a master switch,  or say that something is slaved to something else.

 

Rejecting a cake order because you want the inscription to be "Summa Cum Laude."

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6 hours ago, John Kloehr said:

Plus we need to always remember to de-rooster our guns.

 

Oh, lordy!

 

That reminds me of a time when I was talking to one of my kid's teachers about heraldry and used proper blazonry. "Argent, a cock rampant Sable,  langued and wattled Gules." "YOU CAN'T SAY THAT TO ME!!!" she screamed.  Naturally I was very confused. Especially when she huffed at me, "You know what you said!" when I asked what was wrong. 

 

I guess it could have been worse,  a lion Sable,  armed, langued,  and pizzled Gules. 

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That would be a black lion with his claws, his tongue and his Willy being red?

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A  young pastor was sitting in a restaurant eating lunch. He opened a letter he’d just received that morning from his mom. As he opened it a twenty-dollar bill fell out. He thought to himself, Thanks, Mom, I sure needed that right now. As he finished his meal, he noticed a beggar outside on the sidewalk leaning against the light post. Thinking that the poor man could probably use the twenty dollars more than he, he crossed out the names on the envelope and wrote across the top in large letters, PERSEVERE!

So as not to make a scene, he put the envelope under his arm and dropped it as he walked past the man. The man picked it up and read the message and smiled. The next day, as the pastor enjoyed his meal, the same man tapped him on the shoulder and handed him a big wad of bills. Surprised, the young pastor asked him what that was for.

The man replied, “This is your half of the winnings. Persevere came in first in the fourth race at the track yesterday and paid thirty to one.”

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