Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted October 1 Posted October 1 https://www.instagram.com/reel/DPMtshTjkb8/?igsh=MTkxeWxqemozemxkNA== 2 Quote
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted October 1 Posted October 1 https://www.instagram.com/reel/DOrYtC2EcTX/?igsh=c25hb3hteDN3YzEy 1 Quote
Alpo Posted October 1 Posted October 1 26 minutes ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DOrYtC2EcTX/?igsh=c25hb3hteDN3YzEy 2 Quote
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted October 1 Posted October 1 2 hours ago, Alpo said: Just for you … 2 1 3 Quote
Subdeacon Joe Posted October 1 Author Posted October 1 https://www.instagram.com/reel/DPL5rUnAm1o/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA== 2 Quote
Alpo Posted October 1 Posted October 1 2 hours ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said: Just for you … 2 Quote
Subdeacon Joe Posted October 1 Author Posted October 1 https://www.instagram.com/reel/DIJhWKnoLMi/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA== 5 Quote
Alpo Posted October 3 Posted October 3 I saw a cartoon. I'm not going to post it here because --- COPYRIGHT ISSUES. Instead I will describe it. They are playing Family Feud. The question is Name things that every parent is afraid their child will become. The answers already on the board are Pregnant Dropout Stripper --- and CARTOONIST 2 Quote
Linn Keller, SASS 27332, BOLD 103 Posted October 3 Posted October 3 Jerry Clower, the Mouth of the Mississippi! He had one about Coon Huntin', where Marcel Ledbetter clumb up attair tree to shake out a Coon. 'Twarn't no Coon. 'Twas a Wild Cat and him and attair cat got into it and he's squallin' "Shoot! Shoot!" and his huntin' partner hollers up "I cain't shoot, I maht hit yew!" Marcel hollers back, "Then shoot up here amongst us, one of us gots to have some relief!" When I had a fine pair of kidney stones -- the one stuck in the left renal calyx was 9mm diameter, the other was a 7mm -- daggone that hurt -- I'm a-layin' in ER and that Physician's Assistant asked if I wanted anything. I looked at her and said "Yes ma'am there is," and I could see that little thought balloon float up above her head, and it was shaped like a needle full of Old Knockemstiff. I r'ared up on my Elbows and declared loudly, "I WANT YOU TO SEND DOWN TO CENTRAL SUPPLY AND ORDER UP A BIG RUBBER MALLET, I WANT YOU TO TAKE IT IN BOTH HANDS AND BELT ME HERE RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES JUST AS HARD AS YOU CAN SWING THAT THANG!" The nurse behind her starts to snort, she turns an incredible shade of dark scarlet, she's stuffing her fist in her mouth to keep from laughing as the PA gets a real funny look on her face and said in a tiny little voice, "I can't do that." "IT'S LIKE RASSLIN' A WILDCAT UP IN A TREE!" I declared. "SHOOT UP HERE AMONGST US, ONE OF US GOTS TO HAVE SOME RELIEF!" God bless Jerry Clower, sometimes a bit of Suth'n fried humor helps when an insane dwarf is trying to cut his way out of my tenderloins with a hand forged Zulu war spear! 3 Quote
Subdeacon Joe Posted October 3 Author Posted October 3 "Not wide enough to cross herself " "Babe" Heffron about an elderly Dutch lady. Couldn't find this clip on YouTube https://www.facebook.com/reel/1689979065001512/?mibextid=9drbnH&s=yWDuG2&fs=e 1 Quote
DocWard Posted October 4 Posted October 4 (edited) 4 hours ago, Linn Keller, SASS 27332, BOLD 103 said: Jerry Clower, the Mouth of the Mississippi! He had one about Coon Huntin', where Marcel Ledbetter clumb up attair tree to shake out a Coon. 'Twarn't no Coon. 'Twas a Wild Cat and him and attair cat got into it and he's squallin' "Shoot! Shoot!" and his huntin' partner hollers up "I cain't shoot, I maht hit yew!" Marcel hollers back, "Then shoot up here amongst us, one of us gots to have some relief!" ‘Tweren’t Marcel, it was John Eubanks, professional tree climber and great American. When he poked the coon he found out it was a lynx. Or as they called ‘em, “a souped up wildcat!” It has brought tears to my eyes and pain to my ribs laughing many times since I was a kid! Marcel went at the beer joint with his talking chainsaw! Edited October 4 by DocWard 1 1 Quote
Alpo Posted October 4 Posted October 4 2 hours ago, DocWard said: Tweren’t Marcel, it was John Eubanks, I haven't looked at the video you posted, but I can definitely remember hearing on the stereo - KNOCK HIM OUT, JOHN! 2 Quote
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted October 4 Posted October 4 I thought this was worth a chuckle. King Charles lives in Highgrove House which he bought years ago. He loves it. It belongs to the Duchy of Cornwall. Thus, Charles is paying rent to Prince William who is now Duke of Cornwall. 😀 family matters! 1 1 Quote
Alpo Posted October 4 Posted October 4 I'm a bit puzzled by that one. King Charles lives in Highgrove House which he bought years ago. It belongs to the Duchy of Cornwall. Charles is paying rent Now, if Charles bought the house, how can it belong to the Duchy? Seems like it should belong to Charles. And if it belongs to Charles, why would he be paying rent? 1 Quote
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted October 4 Posted October 4 (edited) 1 hour ago, Alpo said: I'm a bit puzzled by that one. King Charles lives in Highgrove House which he bought years ago. It belongs to the Duchy of Cornwall. Charles is paying rent Now, if Charles bought the house, how can it belong to the Duchy? Seems like it should belong to Charles. And if it belongs to Charles, why would he be paying rent? He bought on behalf of the Duchy, He was Duke of Cornwall at the time. Now William is Duke. It’s a tax dodge. Edited October 4 by Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 1 1 Quote
Alpo Posted October 4 Posted October 4 I think this would be funnier if the idiot that made it had known how to spell pedal. But it's still pretty funny. 1 3 Quote
Subdeacon Joe Posted October 5 Author Posted October 5 Quote What would happen if a new 2nd lieutenant trys to size up to a CWO5 and demands salutes since a 2nd lieutenant outranks a CWO5? Quote In the highly unlikely event that a 2ndLt were to meet a cwo5 (many still consider the CWO5 to be a myth, who drinks beer and smokes cigars with Sasquatch, Bigfoot, and swims with the lochness monster, while his wife admits she’s wrong) the LT wouldn’t have to demand anything, on most likely wouldn’t be stupid enough to try. Heh! 2 Quote
Dapper Dave Posted October 5 Posted October 5 Of all the Chief Warrants I met in my limited time, not one Ensign I ever met would DREAM of demanding anything! 3 Quote
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted October 5 Posted October 5 Watching Ukraine Today. Military guy says Russians need to prepare to leave Crimea, whether it be freestyle, breaststroke, or dog paddle … 1 2 Quote
Calamity Kris Posted October 5 Posted October 5 20 hours ago, Alpo said: I think this would be funnier if the idiot that made it had known how to spell pedal. But it's still pretty funny. It would be funnier still if the picture was of a guy............... 3 1 Quote
Redleg Reilly, SASS #46372 Posted October 5 Posted October 5 4 hours ago, Dapper Dave said: Of all the Chief Warrants I met in my limited time, not one Ensign I ever met would DREAM of demanding anything! Of all the Chief Warrants I met in my career, all were professional enough that I didn't have to demand anything, especially a salute. 3 Quote
Alpo Posted October 5 Posted October 5 8 hours ago, Calamity Kris said: It would be funnier still if the picture was of a guy............... 3 Quote
Subdeacon Joe Posted October 6 Author Posted October 6 Yep. I'm bound for that special Hell https://www.instagram.com/reel/DN9SfEBEYJC/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA== 4 Quote
DeaconKC Posted October 6 Posted October 6 32 minutes ago, Subdeacon Joe said: Yep. I'm bound for that special Hell https://www.instagram.com/reel/DN9SfEBEYJC/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA== Don't do that! I almost snorked hot coffee! 2 Quote
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted October 6 Posted October 6 https://www.instagram.com/reel/DNa6XDIx3J5/?igsh=MWw1dno2YmZsZzJuOA== 2 Quote
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted October 6 Posted October 6 (edited) I snagged this photo from the tv. Backstory is that Ukraine has attacked many of russias refineries leading to rationing and shortages. The car ran out of gas. Edited October 6 by Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 2 Quote
Alpo Posted October 6 Posted October 6 (edited) I remember an old Disney movie. Snow Dogs (?) I think it was called. This guy is in Alaska practicing for the Iditarod. He has his dog team pulling him through town in his Volkswagen beetle. Because there's no snow yet. So that's how he trained his dogs. Added: I was right. Snow Dogs. Edited October 6 by Alpo 3 Quote
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