It's Almost Friday Humor Thread

[Alpo]

[Subdeacon Joe]

55 minutes ago, Alpo said:

 

Thanks! I never knew that!

[Alpo]

Every year, just before Easter, the Chief Rabbi of Rome goes to the Vatican and presents an ancient, and by now quite tattered, envelope to the Pope. With a flourish, the Pope refuses to take the envelope, and the Chief Rabbi departs shaking his head. This has been going on for nearly two thousand years.

One year recently, it happened that there was a new Pope and a new Chief Rabbi. When the Chief Rabbi presented the ancient envelope to the Pope, as he had been instructed by his predecessor, the Pope rejected it as he had been told, in turn, by his predecessor. But then the Pope said, "This is an unusual ritual. I don't understand it. What is in this envelope?"

"No idea," answered the Chief Rabbi. "I'm new here myself. But, hey, let's open it and find out."

 

"Good idea," said the Pope.

So together, they slowly and carefully opened the envelope, and inside they found...........the caterer's bill for the Last Supper !

 

[Subdeacon Joe]

1 hour ago, Alpo said:

Every year, just before Easter, the Chief Rabbi of Rome goes to the Vatican and presents an ancient, and by now quite tattered, envelope to the Pope. With a flourish, the Pope refuses to take the envelope, and the Chief Rabbi departs shaking his head. This has been going on for nearly two thousand years.

One year recently, it happened that there was a new Pope and a new Chief Rabbi. When the Chief Rabbi presented the ancient envelope to the Pope, as he had been instructed by his predecessor, the Pope rejected it as he had been told, in turn, by his predecessor. But then the Pope said, "This is an unusual ritual. I don't understand it. What is in this envelope?"

"No idea," answered the Chief Rabbi. "I'm new here myself. But, hey, let's open it and find out."

 

"Good idea," said the Pope.

So together, they slowly and carefully opened the envelope, and inside they found...........the caterer's bill for the Last Supper !

 

 

 

 

 

[Alpo]

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

 

[Subdeacon Joe]

Here's a Life Hack Tip: Fill the pinata with ketchup, and you'll never have to host a children's party again.

[Alpo]

[Sedalia Dave]

[Alpo]

[Subdeacon Joe]

"She has a voice suitable for silent movies. "   

[John Kloehr]

25 minutes ago, Subdeacon Joe said:

"She has a voice suitable for silent movies. "   

Her singing talent runs the gamut from A to B.

[Alpo]

[Alpo]

[Subdeacon Joe]

14 minutes ago, Alpo said:

 

AK guys bringing The Word to the heathens. 

 

[Alpo]

[Subdeacon Joe]

A comment from one of the Sovereign Citizen Goes To Court videos:

 

[Alpo]

[Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770]

18 minutes ago, Alpo said:

That'll never hold...

[Capt. R. Hugh Kidnme]

2 hours ago, Alpo said:

That's Elite Master 7th level stuff, right there.

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

[Alpo]

[Texas Joker]

1 hour ago, Alpo said:

You could make that work with a concrete saw

[Subdeacon Joe]

13 minutes ago, Texas Joker said:

You could make that work with a concrete saw

 

You would have to detach the lower set from the building and move them out at least the width of the upper stairs, then build the landing. 

 

It's interesting that the door in the building isn't shown in the drawing. 

[Texas Joker]

13 minutes ago, Subdeacon Joe said:

 

You would have to detach the lower set from the building and move them out at least the width of the upper stairs, then build the landing. 

 

It's interesting that the door in the building isn't shown in the drawing. Mo

Nope just cut the upper set in half and install a pipe rail. It'd be a squeeze but you could do it. 1.5 feet of clearance each direction.

[Eyesa Horg]

The stairs in the lower set have the treads tilting the lower you go too. The window to the left of the door is also missing in the drawing!

[Michigan Slim]

Next earthquake will bring it down anyway. Or bombing. 

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

My friend said to me, “What rhymes with Orange?”

 

I said, “No it does not.”

[Alpo]

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

[Alpo]

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

A guide was explaining to his client that the meanest animal in the world was nearby and he must be aware of it.  “It’s the crocagator, head of a crocodile at one end, head of an alligator at the other, mean as all get out”.

Client: “If he’s got a head at both ends how does he poop?”

Guide: “That’s why he’s so mean.”

[Alpo]

[PaleWolf Brunelle, #2495L]

1 hour ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said:

A guide was explaining to his client that the meanest animal in the world was nearby and he must be aware of it.  “It’s the crocagator, head of a crocodile at one end, head of an alligator at the other, mean as all get out”.

Client: “If he’s got a head at both ends how does he poop?”

Guide: “He don't...that’s why he’s so mean.”

 

fixed it for ya 

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

1 hour ago, PaleWolf Brunelle, #2495L said:

 

fixed it for ya 

I like to leave a little to make the reader think.