Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted January 7, 2024 Posted January 7, 2024 3 hours ago, Bad Bascomb, SASS # 47,494 said: .... and a little Vegemite ........ and possibly a slice of pineapple or two ......... 1 4 Quote
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted January 7, 2024 Posted January 7, 2024 3 hours ago, Alpo said: .......there's a down side to everything ........ 1 Quote
Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 Posted January 7, 2024 Posted January 7, 2024 1 hour ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said: .......there's a down side to everything ........ There's a down side to her being office! If something happens to Joe, SHE will be in charge! 3 1 Quote
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted January 7, 2024 Posted January 7, 2024 11 minutes ago, Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 said: There's a down side to her being office! If something happens to Joe, SHE will be in charge! ................ as I said ........ 2 hours ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said: .......there's a down side to everything ........ 2 Quote
Capt. R. Hugh Kidnme Posted January 9, 2024 Posted January 9, 2024 On 1/7/2024 at 2:49 PM, Abilene Slim SASS 81783 said: IDIOT. 2 1 1 Quote
Subdeacon Joe Posted January 9, 2024 Author Posted January 9, 2024 6 minutes ago, Capt. R. Hugh Kidnme said: IDIOT. You insult idiots. 3 1 2 Quote
Eyesa Horg Posted January 9, 2024 Posted January 9, 2024 Has she ever said anything that actually makes sense??? 1 Quote
Alpo Posted January 9, 2024 Posted January 9, 2024 An 87 year-old man went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later, the doctor saw the man walking down the street with a gorgeous young lady on his arm. A couple of days later, when the old man had an appointment with the doctor again, the doctor said, "You're really doing great, aren't you?" The man replied, "Just doing what you said doctor. "Get a hot mama and be cheerful." The doctor said, "I didn't say that!... I said you have got a heart murmur. Be careful!" 4 Quote
Alpo Posted January 10, 2024 Posted January 10, 2024 Why do mushroom children behave so well? They don't want to get in truffle. 2 1 Quote
John Kloehr Posted January 10, 2024 Posted January 10, 2024 I always had trouble remembering the great lakes, this makes it so simple: 1 4 Quote
Subdeacon Joe Posted January 11, 2024 Author Posted January 11, 2024 I was shocked , confused, bewildered as I entered Heaven's door, not by the beauty of it all, nor the lights or its decor. But it was the folks in Heaven who made me sputter and gasp-- the thieves, the liars, the sinners, the alcoholics and the trash. There stood the kid from seventh grade who swiped my lunch money twice. Next to him was my old neighbor who never said anything nice. Bob, who I always thought was rotting away in hell, was sitting pretty on cloud nine, looking incredibly well. I nudged Jesus, 'What's the deal? I would love to hear Your take. How'd all these sinners get up here? God must've made a mistake!.' 'And why is everyone so quiet, so somber - give me a clue.' 'Hush, child,' He said, 'they're all in shock. No one thought they'd be seeing you.' 3 4 Quote
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