It's Almost Friday Humor Thread

[Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770]

2 hours ago, Alpo said:

Why not? Forty Rod and I still do.

Edited December 26, 2023 by Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770

[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

Just now, Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 said:

Why not? Forty Rod and I still do.

 

I did too, until I dropped mine and picked up ........ 2 pieces ...... 

[Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770]

1 minute ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said:

 

I did too, until I dropped mine and picked up ........ 2 pieces ...... 

C'mon, she's not THAT good looking.

[Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001]

my flip phone does what it needs to do 

 

and , she ain't that bad lookin'  either 

[Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770]

57 minutes ago, Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 said:

my flip phone does what it needs to do 

 

and , she ain't that bad lookin'  either 

She ain't good lookin' enough to make me drop my phone.

[Alpo]

[Subdeacon Joe]

 

[John Kloehr]

5 hours ago, Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 said:

Why not? Forty Rod and I still do.

But you two are not in the picture.

[Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770]

2 hours ago, John Kloehr said:

But you two are not in the picture.

No reason to be. A girl like that wouldn't have had any use for me even in my misspent youth, unless money was involved.

[Alpo]

[Sedalia Dave]

[Dapper Dynamite Dick]

[Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L]

2 hours ago, Sedalia Dave said:

 

Don't have to!

[Subdeacon Joe]

[Calamity Kris]

6 hours ago, Sedalia Dave said:

 

It's not necessarily whom you think...................

[Subdeacon Joe]

I want one

 

[Alpo]

[Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474]

[Alpo]

[Bad Bascomb, SASS # 47,494]

  

 

[Alpo]

[Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474]

[Alpo]

They've got Coke in Russia?

 

I read, years back, that Coke wanted to expand to Eastern Europe. They got in touch with the Soviet Union about building bottling plants. The Soviets thought that would be a great idea.

 

So Coca-Cola told them that they would build the bottling plants, and they would ship the syrup over, and the Russians would add the carbonated water and put it in the bottles, and the Russians interrupted and said

 

"No no no no. You don't send us the syrup. You give us the recipe and we make it here."

 

And Coke explained WE DON'T DO THAT, and the Russians said YOU DO IF YOU WANT TO SELL HERE, and Coke said OKAY. BYE-BYE.

 

And that's why they had Pepsi in the Soviet Union but not Coca-Cola. Pepsi gave them the recipe.

[Subdeacon Joe]

4 hours ago, Alpo said:

They've got Coke in Russia?

 

I read, years back, that Coke wanted to expand to Eastern Europe. They got in touch with the Soviet Union about building bottling plants. The Soviets thought that would be a great idea.

 

So Coca-Cola told them that they would build the bottling plants, and they would ship the syrup over, and the Russians would add the carbonated water and put it in the bottles, and the Russians interrupted and said

 

"No no no no. You don't send us the syrup. You give us the recipe and we make it here."

 

And Coke explained WE DON'T DO THAT, and the Russians said YOU DO IF YOU WANT TO SELL HERE, and Coke said OKAY. BYE-BYE.

 

And that's why they had Pepsi in the Soviet Union but not Coca-Cola. Pepsi gave them the recipe.

 

https://www.cityam.com/coca-cola-hbc-faces-questions-over-russia-operations/

 

https://www.coca-colahellenic.com/en/media/news/corporate_news/2022/an-update-on-our-russian-operations

 

 

[Sedalia Dave]

[Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485]

[Alpo]

[Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485]

[Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485]

[Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485]

[Subdeacon Joe]

[Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485]

[Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485]

 

Edited December 30, 2023 by Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485

[Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485]

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