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Subdeacon Joe

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39 minutes ago, Subdeacon Joe said:

Explaining southern cooking measurements. Very good.

 

Hardee's candied bacon biscuit. I don't like Hardee's but that sounded good.

 

The cinnamon raisin biscuit with her pawpaw. That was sweet.

 

But the makeup tutorial? Good lord, I will never believe a good looking woman again.

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A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands.

He grabbed my friend by the hand and pulled him aside.

The Pastor said to him, "You need to join the Army of the Lord!"

My friend replied, "I'm already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor."

Pastor questioned, "How come I don't see you except at Christmas and Easter?"

He whispered back, "I'm in the secret service."

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