It's Almost Friday Humor Thread

[Subdeacon Joe]

So There!

 

[Linn Keller, SASS 27332, BOLD 103]

Can't argue with this!

 

[Subdeacon Joe]

15 minutes ago, Linn Keller, SASS 27332, BOLD 103 said:

Can't argue with this!

 

 

This is The Saloon!   SOMEONE will argue.  It's TRADITION!

 

 

[Subdeacon Joe]

[Forty Rod SASS 3935]

And in a bind they are very handy to remove a broken light bulb for its socket and you can use them as a makeshift ink stamp. 

 

I personally can peel one and put some salt on it and eat it raw.  Once in awhile I get  the "snackies" and don't want to make a fuss.  This solves that problem.

[Sixgun Sheridan]

They also make great projectiles.

[Subdeacon Joe]

 

A 55-year-old man who was born on May 5, had been married 5 years, had 5 children, and made $55,555.55 a year. Of course, his lucky number was 5.

The man receives a phone call from a friend. The friend informs him that a horse named Lucky 5 will be running in the fifth race at the local track that evening.

Excitedly, the man withdraws $5,555.00 cash from his bank account, goes to the races and bets on Lucky 5.

Sure enough the horse comes in fifth.

[Alpo]

 

 

go ahead software - merge them now  

[Subdeacon Joe]

https://www.facebook.com/reel/1143960369862600?s=yWDuG2&fs=e

[Subdeacon Joe]

Car air freshener.

 

[Subdeacon Joe]

[Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474]

[DeaconKC]

[Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474]

[Subdeacon Joe]

[Sedalia Dave]

 

 

[Sedalia Dave]

 

[Subdeacon Joe]

1 hour ago, Sedalia Dave said:

 

 

 

Microwaving kids is frowned upon.

[Sedalia Dave]

 

1 hour ago, Subdeacon Joe said:

 

Microwaving kids is frowned upon.

 

Well now my computer screen is nice and clean. 

Edited September 17, 2022 by Sedalia Dave

[Alpo]

Coke or coffee?

 

Personally I think Coke does a better job.

[Subdeacon Joe]

[Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474]

[watab kid]

im not sure why we havent found a use as insulation - they hold heat forever 

[John Kloehr]

[Alpo]

[Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474]

[Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485]

The first thing I do when I get home is change into something that makes me look homeless.

[Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485]

[Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485]

[Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485]

[Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485]

[Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485]

[Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485]

[Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485]

[Brazos John]

2 minutes ago, Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485 said:

My wife just doesn't understand the concept of conservation of energy.

I've tried to explain it, but I just get tired.