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14 hours ago, Subdeacon Joe said:

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Contrary to rumor, I was not manning the radio.

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40 minutes ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said:

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I don't understand the joke.

 

I f it was a coke bottle, that would make sense. But it appears to be beer, or maybe booze. As big as a polar bear is that could be a fifth of booze.

 

I realize it explaining a joke takes the fun out of it, but explain it to me anyhow. :P

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1 hour ago, Texas Joker said:

It's a drunk bear next to an empty booze bottle

I was trying to make it be something about it being a polar bear, and it wasn't making sense.

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12 hours ago, Alpo said:

I was trying to make it be something about it being a polar bear, and it wasn't making sense.

 

It's a 1 litre of Canadian booze. 

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13 hours ago, Alpo said:

I don't understand the joke.

 

I f it was a coke bottle, that would make sense. But it appears to be beer, or maybe booze. As big as a polar bear is that could be a fifth of booze.

 

I realize it explaining a joke takes the fun out of it, but explain it to me anyhow. :P

To clarify, it was Canadian Gin. He knocked the other three 1 litre bottles into the pond. You just can't see them in this shot.

Trust me.

I'm a Liberal.

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19 hours ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said:

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19 hours ago, Alpo said:

I don't understand the joke.

 

I f it was a coke bottle, that would make sense. But it appears to be beer, or maybe booze. As big as a polar bear is that could be a fifth of booze.

 

I realize it explaining a joke takes the fun out of it, but explain it to me anyhow. :P

 

19 hours ago, Texas Joker said:

It's a drunk bear next to an empty booze bottle

 

 Bundaberg Rum utilizes a polar bear as a mascot.

 ...... it made me giggle a bit ..... :blush:

 

Image result for Bundaberg RUM. Size: 143 x 185. Source: liquoronlinenz.co.nz

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A priest, a rabbi and a minister are in a bar…

Talk get around to how they handle their respective donations from the collection plates.

“Well,” says the priest, “to be fair, I draw a chalk circle on the floor, and toss all the money in the air. What falls inside the circle goes to the Lord; what lands outside, I keep.”

The minister nods appreciatively. “Very similar here - but what lands in the circle, I keep. Still rather fair, I think.”

Then they both look at the rabbi who has remained silent. “So, how do you divvy up the church donations?”

“Eh… I don't go for all that stuff with chalk circles. I just throw the money up in the air and what the Lord wants, he takes.”

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