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2 minutes ago, LawMan Mark, SASS #57095L said:

Let us never forget Tinker's alcoholic cousin, Drinkerbell...

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Shouldn't she be sitting on a cork instead?

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35 minutes ago, DeaconKC said:

Shouldn't she be sitting on a cork instead?

And where is the rose tattoo on her calf? Along with the pretty chain of leaves on the ankle? :D
It’s a given you can’t see her tramp stamp from this angle but you know it’s there!

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Gateway Kid

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1 hour ago, Gateway Kid SASS# 70038 Life said:

And where is the rose tattoo on her calf? Along with the pretty chain of leaves on the ankle? :D
It’s a given you can’t see her tramp stamp from this angle but you know it’s there!

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Gateway Kid

Probably more like an ankle monitor!

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Boudreaux walks into the house after a long day working in his fields, and as he walks in, Marie tells him, "Boudreaux, you looks like you had a rough day. Why don't we go out tonight, and have us a good time ?" Boudreaux says, "Well, OK, Marie, but if you gets back home before I do, leave de light on in de hallway."

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Just to trigger Subdeacon Joe..........(It's been a while!)

 

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Jack, a handsome man, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV as the 10:00 news came on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.

 

The blonde looked at Jack and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"

 

Jack says, "You know what, I bet he will." The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't." Jack placed $30 on the bar and said, "You're on!"

 

Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death. The blonde was very upset and handed her $30 to Jack, saying, "Fair's fair... Here's your money."

 

Jack replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump."

 

The blonde replies, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again."

 

 

Jack took the money.

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"I told you not to say Hump Day!"

Tralfaz: Whoa, Camel

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No empty comment and no bill or hillary

 

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Edited by Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474
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2 minutes ago, Subdeacon Joe said:

 

But it's USELESS!!!!

 

We had to fight when our building was remodeled for them to not put baby changing tables on the wall in the bathrooms.

 

I should point out I work at a facility that specifically bans anyone under the age of 18 from the facility without VP approval. For my building I have only see it approved 1 time and that was a Family day back before covid. Even then we had to beg for permission to bring our families out to our part of the facility.  

 

Getting them to remove the tables allowed the bathrooms to be 4 feet shorter. Space that we desperately needed in out development lab.

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