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7 hours ago, Forty Rod SASS 3935 said:

Our military is tougher than when I was in.  We would have used a deuce and a half to move that much cargo and bitch because the seats were hard when we rode along with it.


That’s how things were when I enlisted and for a number of years. From 2001 things shifted. Between 2006 and my retirement in 2012, we were doing lengthy ruck marches in full battle rattle, including body armor and, naturally, ruck sacks. I also had my aid bag. And that was in the field artillery. In the National Guard!

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On 2/17/2023 at 1:02 PM, DocWard said:


That’s how things were when I enlisted and for a number of years. From 2001 things shifted. Between 2006 and my retirement in 2012, we were doing lengthy ruck marches in full battle rattle, including body armor and, naturally, ruck sacks. I also had my aid bag. And that was in the field artillery. In the National Guard!

 

In one of the Vietnam documentaries I watched a former NVA soldier was mocking the US soldiers for carrying so much crap with them everywhere. He said they found it extremely easy to hit the Americans then run away because they were too loaded down to give chase.

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Probably posted before but still funny!

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married couple was walking through a garden when suddenly a dog ran towards them. They both knew it will bite them…

•••

The husband lifted his wife to let the dog bite him rather than his sweetheart.

The dog stopped before them, unsure what to do, barked a little, and ran away.

The husband put his wife down, expecting a hug and a few kind words of gratitude from her.

But his wife shouted,

"I've seen people throwing stones & sticks at dogs, this is the first time I see someone trying to throw his wife at a dog!”

Moral: No one else can *misunderstand* a Husband better than a Wife.

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A couple was walking on the beach at sunset.

 

Filled with the moment, he turned and asked "did you ever imagine in your wildest dreams that we would be here together?"


To which she replied, "you're not in my wildest dreams."

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On 2/17/2023 at 8:23 AM, Forty Rod SASS 3935 said:

Our military is tougher than when I was in.  We would have used a deuce and a half to move that much cargo and bitch because the seats were hard when we rode along with it.

You had seats?

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6 minutes ago, Subdeacon Joe said:

 

Name it for the State Engineer who came up with the specifications.  

 

And the individual responsible for the inspections that ensure it complies.

 

 

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