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Subdeacon Joe

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Married life after 60

During check-in at airport for a non-stop flight, the airline staff was very apologetic to the husband and said: 
"I am sorry sir, the flight is really full  today. We couldn’t put you and your wife adjascent seats. Your seat number is 14A and madam's is 42H."

Husband: "Oh, thanks. Do I have to pay anything extra to you for this favor ?"

*Staff: "No sir, your wife has already paid."

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A lawyer parks his brand-new Porsche in front of the office to show it off to his colleagues.

As he's getting out of the car, a semi-trailer comes flying along too close to the curb and takes off the door before speeding off.

Distraught, the lawyer grabs his cell and calls the Police. Five minutes later, the police arrive.

Before the officer has a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer starts screaming hysterically,

"My Porsche, my beautiful silver Porsche is ruined! No matter how long it's in the shop, it simply will never be the same again!"

After the lawyer finally finishes his rant, the policeman shakes his head in disgust.

"I can't believe how materialistic you bloody lawyers are," he says. "You lot are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else in your life."

"How can you say such a thing at a time like this?" snaps the lawyer.

The policeman replies, "Didn't you notice your arm was torn off?"

The lawyer looks down in horror. He screams,

"Oh my God, where's my Rolex?"

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12 hours ago, Sedalia Dave said:

You know it snows too much when you start naming snow plows. 

 

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They have school kids naming Vermont plows! Cool

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1 minute ago, Sedalia Dave said:

Shouldn't the flow be Hot Rock > Steam > Roundy Roundy > Then Sparky Sparky. ;)

 

I think the message is that the steam is used to produce both the roundy roundy that moves the floaty floaty and the sparky sparky that lights the floaty floaty.

:D

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4 hours ago, Subdeacon Joe said:

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3 hours ago, Sedalia Dave said:

Shouldn't the flow be Hot Rock > Steam > Roundy Roundy > Then Sparky Sparky. ;)

 

3 hours ago, Subdeacon Joe said:

 

I think the message is that the steam is used to produce both the roundy roundy that moves the floaty floaty and the sparky sparky that lights the floaty floaty.

:D

 

 

........ or, ....... you could make a nice hot cup of cocoa .........   ;)

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