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Half price Comcast. finally Im appreciated


Chili Ron

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Howdy,

Yesterday a message to call comcast was left on my machine.

I called the number and was soon talking to a wonderful fella

who told me comcast was going to cut my bill by half for the

next 34 months.  And the billing department was going to 

waive my current month bill.

All I had to do was to go get target gift cards in the total of

700 dollars. And forward the codes from the gift cards.

And if I did this before 9 pm I would get and additional 100 gift bonus.

 

 

What a great deal. I finally get some appreciation for being

a long time customer.

I cant wait.

Best

CR

 

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If it's a VF weird number, I answer in a quavering voice and when the pitch is finished, I ask them to drop in and pick up the money, since I'm semi-invalid and can't get out.

After all, I'm an old and feeble senior citizen.

Trust me.

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2 hours ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said:

If it's a VF weird number, I answer in a quavering voice and when the pitch is finished, I ask them to drop in and pick up the money, since I'm semi-invalid and can't get out.

After all, I'm an old and feeble senior citizen.

Trust me.

And you'll have your buddies at the local gandamarie there to take advantage of the same offer...unless, of course, the local DA lets the perps out on a no-cash-bail deal! 

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Come on out here.  I have some ocean front property I'll let you have for nothing.  It has a great view of both the Eiffel Tower and Wrigley Field and you can have the pleasure of buying me breakfast or lunch once a month.  ;)

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