Utah Bob #35998 Posted August 24, 2022 Share Posted August 24, 2022 No, not twirling a stick with a ribbon on it. That’s just stupid. The Somersault of course. And I have mastered it. Don’t ask! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PowderRiverCowboy Posted August 24, 2022 Share Posted August 24, 2022 Getting out of bed most mornings ohh wait you said simplest So was yours planned or ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Dan Dawkins Posted August 24, 2022 Share Posted August 24, 2022 Gymnastics is know to cause eye strain, after a while, for men. Wimmen's gymnastics that is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted August 24, 2022 Share Posted August 24, 2022 I thought the simplest gymnastics movement was the first part of floor exercises. That's where you stand up and then fall face-forward, catching yourself on your hands before your face hits the mat. I can do that one correctly about half the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted August 24, 2022 Share Posted August 24, 2022 Walking onto the mat and raising your arms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted August 24, 2022 Share Posted August 24, 2022 Bob, did you have a bunch of squirrels hold up number cards afterwards? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bgavin Posted August 24, 2022 Share Posted August 24, 2022 Watching it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted August 24, 2022 Share Posted August 24, 2022 opening your eyes after being asleep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muggle Posted August 24, 2022 Share Posted August 24, 2022 Waking up from the bed every morning and going back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted August 25, 2022 Share Posted August 25, 2022 Laying flat on your back on the mat and deeping breathely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calamity Kris Posted August 25, 2022 Share Posted August 25, 2022 I hope you "stuck" the landing. Anything contrary would be really painful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imis Twohofon,SASS # 46646 Posted August 25, 2022 Share Posted August 25, 2022 Inhale Imis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 Posted August 25, 2022 Share Posted August 25, 2022 the dreaded "face plant " as ya get off the tractor back goes into spasms and the legs do NOT work yee haa , is we having FUN yet CB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawdog Dago Dom Posted August 25, 2022 Share Posted August 25, 2022 Telling your medical history to the responding paramedics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheyenne Ranger, 48747L Posted August 26, 2022 Share Posted August 26, 2022 walking to the bathroom 15 times at night in the dark and not stepping on the cat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finagler 6853 Life Posted August 26, 2022 Share Posted August 26, 2022 Waving to the crowd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Bob #35998 Posted August 26, 2022 Author Share Posted August 26, 2022 1 hour ago, Cheyenne Ranger, 48747L said: walking to the bathroom 15 times at night in the dark and not stepping on the cat Or stubbing your toe on the bed leg! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larsen E. Pettifogger, SASS #32933 Posted August 26, 2022 Share Posted August 26, 2022 Missionary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted August 26, 2022 Share Posted August 26, 2022 6 hours ago, Cheyenne Ranger, 48747L said: walking to the bathroom 15 times at night in the dark and not stepping on the cat 5 hours ago, Utah Bob #35998 said: Or stubbing your toe on the bed leg! ........ or stepping on a lego brick ...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bgavin Posted August 29, 2022 Share Posted August 29, 2022 Actually, I much prefer the Gynmastic Pre-Game Show. The event I most prefer: watching the paint dry. If given a choice, I would instead tune into the Colostomy, Autopsy or Murder channels. It would be fine to spend a few minutes watching the Griner Web Cam in that Russian gulag. I could kneel while watching that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted August 29, 2022 Share Posted August 29, 2022 Raising one’s arm in victory Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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