Alpo Posted August 10, 2022 Share Posted August 10, 2022 I know that "we're pregnant" is the politically correct, loving spouse thing to say, but it always sounds so stupid. She explains it so nicely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted August 10, 2022 Share Posted August 10, 2022 Love it! I remember the first time personally I heard a couple say “We’re pregnant”. I had heard it in TV, but never in reality. I recall being at a family event and this lady in my son-in-law’s family saying to some newcomer as she was sitting next to her smiling, slightly effeminate, emasculated male “We’re Pregnant”. My wife immediately snapped a look at me from across the room that said “Don’t do it!” I ignored her. I looked directly at “David”, the guy mentioned above and said “Seriously? WE are pregnant? Who’s we? Are you having a baby too?” I realized the entire house got quiet. Then my daughter says “Dad, it’s just a term couples say these days.” I responded with “Well, it’s stupid.” I looked at the couple and “Are WE having more than one or are WE getting a vasectomy afterwards to complete David’s process?” Needless to say that didn’t go over well. And, I really didn’t care…still don’t. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eyesa Horg Posted August 10, 2022 Share Posted August 10, 2022 Damn it Pat, I'd a peed myself if I was there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted August 10, 2022 Share Posted August 10, 2022 I’d have lost thirty pounds!! That’s the approximate weight of my @ss, which I would have laughed off before I left!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocWard Posted August 10, 2022 Share Posted August 10, 2022 I will have to listen later, but I've said it before, and I will say it again. Mrs. Doc went through nine months of pregnancy, then 24 + hours of labor, followed by a cesarean section, was stapled up, had to recover... etc... So, just that... Call it 28 hours that she was in the hospital for labor and C-section... I would go through Basic Training again before I went through that. No, there's no WE to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted August 10, 2022 Author Share Posted August 10, 2022 Saw this this morning, which led me to the video. In yesterday's strip Jamison and Maureen announced to the group, "WE'RE PREGNANT!!!" Just loved Hazel's comments. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 Posted August 10, 2022 Share Posted August 10, 2022 The girlfriend says: "We are pregnant." Meaning: Oops! You're the daddy! Four simple words many fathers have said to their daughter's boyfriend after, 'We are pregnant.': "This shotgun is loaded." Nurse walks into your hospital room and asks, "How are we today?" "Uh-h-h. I've been shot. Hope we're not pregnant?" . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted August 10, 2022 Share Posted August 10, 2022 2 hours ago, Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 said: Nurse walks into your hospital room and asks, "How are we today?" I had a nurse ask me “Are we still on the same medications?” I said “I don’t know. I know mine are boring but I would be willing to try what you are on.” She laughed and said she was trying to break that habit of saying “we” when asking patients questions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted August 10, 2022 Share Posted August 10, 2022 Had a nurse ask me “How are we doing today?” I answered, “I don’t know about you, but if I was doing any good, I damned sure wouldn’t be here!!” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cypress Sun Posted August 10, 2022 Share Posted August 10, 2022 My ex-boss used to roll sneak up on the jobsites and ask "How are we doing" even though he was anything but a team player. I always replied "We are doing fine, I don't know about you". Always riled him, I guess the truth hurt. I've only heard one couple declare "We're pregnant". I just rolled my eyes, bit my tongue and stifled a smart ass response. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muggle Posted August 10, 2022 Share Posted August 10, 2022 I always lie Mila, She married Ashton and just dulled out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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