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Keith Richards On Pets


Subdeacon Joe

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Keith Richards once got a turtle for his birthday.  He asked: "How old will it get".  They told him: "About 300 years".  He said: "Now you see why I'm against it, you get attached to such an animal and then it dies."

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Cue some Keith Richard’s memes! :lol:

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So God creates Adam and Eve and they look across Eden and see this old fella sitting on a rock and smoking. 'Who's that' Adam asks God. 'Oh that's just Keith Richards,' he replies. 'He was here when I got here! :lol:

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