Trigger Mike Posted August 4, 2022 Share Posted August 4, 2022 I was chatting with my bride of 36 years and a new compliment hit me. I have often viewed Wilson Combat as about the best 1911 you can get. I know some feel differently but she knows how many years I saved up to afford a Wilson 1911. I also view Shelby as the pinnacle of cars and trucks. So tonight I told her she is the Wilson Shelby of women. The pinnacle of a mans search for the best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted August 4, 2022 Share Posted August 4, 2022 Now ain't that romantic. You smooth talkin' devil, you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
watab kid Posted August 4, 2022 Share Posted August 4, 2022 im not sure mine would see that as a compliment even tho i would agree with you , my better half has a very high opinion of herself and would not choose to be compared to guns or cars i care about , im not sure she really cares what i care about as long as i care about her these days , we have been married 32 years and i think she might like me to hang around a bit longer tho , Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trigger Mike Posted August 4, 2022 Author Share Posted August 4, 2022 She might as well. She'll have to retrain someone else's left overs or be lonely and need help now and then changing a tire etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dusty Devil Dale Posted August 4, 2022 Share Posted August 4, 2022 I'd class that compliment together with buying her a vacuum cleaner for her anniversary. Long ago I Iearned that things with electric cords don't make good gifts for wives. But a Shelby/Wilson? I hope you like camping out on the couch with the dog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted August 4, 2022 Share Posted August 4, 2022 I have learned that comparing one’s wife to mechanical equipment may lead to unusual environmental breakdowns of sorts. The temperature drops or it could get really hot. The general feel of the environment gets uncomfortable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Bob #35998 Posted August 4, 2022 Share Posted August 4, 2022 I understand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trigger Mike Posted August 4, 2022 Author Share Posted August 4, 2022 She smiled . She knew what I meant. Maybe it was a good delivery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocWard Posted August 4, 2022 Share Posted August 4, 2022 7 hours ago, Trigger Mike said: She smiled . She knew what I meant. Maybe it was a good delivery. It's always important to know your audience. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted August 4, 2022 Share Posted August 4, 2022 right up there with .... ....." you don't sweat much for a fat girl" ......... ..... well, ....in my case it would be ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muggle Posted August 4, 2022 Share Posted August 4, 2022 Smooth operator Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imis Twohofon,SASS # 46646 Posted August 5, 2022 Share Posted August 5, 2022 High praise, indeed. Hope she appreciates it. Imis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted August 5, 2022 Share Posted August 5, 2022 I just read the OP to my wife and she cood, "That's NICE!" I read a couple of the negative responses and she said, "Idiot! Well, as long as I'm being compared to a muscle car." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PowderRiverCowboy Posted August 5, 2022 Share Posted August 5, 2022 That could go many ways She could take as Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trigger Mike Posted August 6, 2022 Author Share Posted August 6, 2022 On 8/4/2022 at 8:59 PM, Imis Twohofon,SASS # 46646 said: High praise, indeed. Hope she appreciates it. Imis She did. She's getting used to me by now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trigger Mike Posted August 6, 2022 Author Share Posted August 6, 2022 Power river cowboy you gave me an idea. Next time I make her mad I could recite the line where wilson floated away in the movie, in my best Tom Hanks, "WILSON, I'm sorry wilson. " I already did the cape for super angry someone on the forum suggested. I nearly died laughing as I was about to do it and proceeded to do it as she went from super angry to bewildered at what in the world was I laughing at. Then supper angry again at what I did but was still laughing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trigger Mike Posted August 6, 2022 Author Share Posted August 6, 2022 Turns out I needed that new idea much sooner than I anticipated. She made a jimmie dean breakfast bowl for my son so he could eat before work. He didn't go. I needed to go meet a roofer at a rental so she said I could eat what she made him though it had been sitting there for 30 minutes and is not diabetic friendly. Then the roofer overslept so I could have eaten with every else and complained I didn't have to have garbage for breakfast. Whoops. So I did it, I said "I'm sorry wilson. " I love her because she puts up with me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Dog Doug Posted August 8, 2022 Share Posted August 8, 2022 my GF saw than I had lookd at he Ruger 22 bolt action afew times she told me buy the gun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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