Utah Bob #35998 Posted July 13, 2022 Share Posted July 13, 2022 I have decided on a new hobby. I shall buy a vintage sports car, possibly red, and cruise the college campuses inder the pseudonym Professor Alpha Centauri Jones, head of the Astrophysics Archaeology Department. I think I may need an ascot too. And some tweed. EDIT: By the way, I’m not looking to hook up with silly co-eds, God forbid. I would prefer more mature faculty members. Like art or history teachers who could hold an intelligent conversation over a glass of wine. So there! Or perhaps I’m setting the bar too high. Yeah. Dumb plan. I’ll put my cowboy boots back on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 Posted July 13, 2022 Share Posted July 13, 2022 Here ya go... the BobMobile~! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caladisi kid Posted July 13, 2022 Share Posted July 13, 2022 If your chapeau was only real! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Bob #35998 Posted July 13, 2022 Author Share Posted July 13, 2022 2 minutes ago, Caladisi kid said: If your chapeau was only real! Whatta mean? It is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caladisi kid Posted July 13, 2022 Share Posted July 13, 2022 Ya need a SPECIAL red motorcar. 1957 ACE Bristol. The hat looks photoshopped Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Bob #35998 Posted July 13, 2022 Author Share Posted July 13, 2022 4 minutes ago, Caladisi kid said: Ya need a SPECIAL red motorcar. The hat looks photoshopped Hat’s real. The beard is fake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 Posted July 13, 2022 Share Posted July 13, 2022 25 minutes ago, Utah Bob #35998 said: By the way, I’m not looking to hook up with silly co-eds, God forbid. I would prefer more mature faculty members. Like art or history teachers who could hold an intelligent conversation over a glass of wine. You'd be more likely to have an intelligent conversation WITH the silly co-ed. Their minds are still developing. The mind of your average college teacher has been rotted by years of "Academia". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El diablo gringo Posted July 13, 2022 Share Posted July 13, 2022 What’s all this nonsense about talking? If I wanted to converse I’d just hang out with my Boston Terrier. Gringo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 Posted July 13, 2022 Share Posted July 13, 2022 1 minute ago, El diablo gringo said: What’s all this nonsense about talking? If I wanted to converse I’d just hang out with my Boston Terrier. Gringo Still get a more intelligent conversation than with a college teacher. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calamity Kris Posted July 13, 2022 Share Posted July 13, 2022 You look quite handsome in the picture, UB. I say go get 'em, tiger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted July 13, 2022 Share Posted July 13, 2022 Isn't there supposed to be suede elbow patches on that jacket? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dusty Devil Dale Posted July 13, 2022 Share Posted July 13, 2022 The college campus venue probably is not a good choice if you're looking for logical thought and non-confronational conversation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Linn Keller, SASS 27332, BOLD 103 Posted July 13, 2022 Share Posted July 13, 2022 You do cut a fine and professorial figure! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tennessee williams Posted July 14, 2022 Share Posted July 14, 2022 Funny, I read that post with Sean Connery's voice from Finding Forrester in my head. One of my favorite movies by the way... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted July 14, 2022 Share Posted July 14, 2022 You'll need a "brolly", too, preferably with a wood or leather handle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caladisi kid Posted July 14, 2022 Share Posted July 14, 2022 Utah Bob, My apologies! The lighting in the photo sure makes it look photo shopped. If we ever meet at some pub down the road I owe ya a pint and good cigar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 Posted July 14, 2022 Share Posted July 14, 2022 well heck almost all my ideas are DUMB , some are down right STUPID CB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Bob #35998 Posted July 14, 2022 Author Share Posted July 14, 2022 14 hours ago, Alpo said: Isn't there supposed to be suede elbow patches on that jacket? No. Only on the tweed one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michigan Slim Posted July 14, 2022 Share Posted July 14, 2022 Quite a dapper looking bloke! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colorado Coffinmaker Posted July 14, 2022 Share Posted July 14, 2022 Don't let the "Nay-Sayers" bug ya. I really like the Cap. Be it a "Thug" or "Paper Boy" or whatever, it's a fine Cap. I have about a dozen of 'em. Some from Ireland, Some form Scotland, Some from Disneyland. Great Hats all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rip Snorter Posted July 14, 2022 Share Posted July 14, 2022 Funny, I have a cap that was my Dad's, a Cuffley Cap by Stetson, fur felt made in England of all things. Rather stylish and it looked good on him. He wore it on a trip to visit relatives in Germany. Everyone was horrified because at the time, that cap style was all the rage among German gangsters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted July 14, 2022 Share Posted July 14, 2022 Love my flat caps. This one’s a “driver’s cap”. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 Posted July 14, 2022 Share Posted July 14, 2022 Bob, I love the pipe!! Tell us about your pipe! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 Posted July 14, 2022 Share Posted July 14, 2022 Whiskers... Check! Car... Check! Pipe... Check! Hat... Check! Edit: Oops... almost forgot the academic! Ms Helen Brimstone... retired engineer, with a background in thermodynamics and aerospace... classically trained pianist... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 Posted July 14, 2022 Share Posted July 14, 2022 43 minutes ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said: Love my flat caps. This one’s a “driver’s cap”. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 Posted July 14, 2022 Share Posted July 14, 2022 18 hours ago, Utah Bob #35998 said: I have decided on a new hobby. I shall buy a vintage sports car, possibly red, and cruise the college campuses inder the pseudonym Professor Alpha Centauri Jones, head of the Astrophysics Archaeology Department. I think I may need an ascot too. And some tweed. EDIT: By the way, I’m not looking to hook up with silly co-eds, God forbid. I would prefer more mature faculty members. Like art or history teachers who could hold an intelligent conversation over a glass of wine. So there! Or perhaps I’m setting the bar too high. Yeah. Dumb plan. I’ll put my cowboy boots back on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imis Twohofon,SASS # 46646 Posted July 14, 2022 Share Posted July 14, 2022 Go for it! Imis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Bob #35998 Posted July 14, 2022 Author Share Posted July 14, 2022 18 minutes ago, Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 said: Like the photo wasn’t too much already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 Posted July 14, 2022 Share Posted July 14, 2022 Just now, Utah Bob #35998 said: Like the photo wasn’t too much already. Should I do the one wit your tongue out??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Bob #35998 Posted July 14, 2022 Author Share Posted July 14, 2022 I do not wear the scally cap into town. I would be pegged as a tourist and wouldn’t be able to get a good deal on Navajo jewelry. Might possibly incite a lynch mob also. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted July 14, 2022 Share Posted July 14, 2022 Thanks @Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eyesa Horg Posted July 14, 2022 Share Posted July 14, 2022 Those portrait conversions are pretty cool. Looking good PR & UB. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted July 14, 2022 Share Posted July 14, 2022 7 hours ago, Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 said: well heck almost all my ideas are DUMB , some are down right STUPID CB ......... I've heard the same thing ........... .... about me ...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted July 14, 2022 Share Posted July 14, 2022 U Go......... U B. ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Dan Troop 70448 Posted July 14, 2022 Share Posted July 14, 2022 Maybe this would be a great ride. Just think how cool you would look pedaling down the country side roads with a pipe in your mouth, your tweed jacket with added elbow patches, and greeting the ladies in your best British Accent. The best part, its Red. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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