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A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression, he said,

"If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river."

With even greater emphasis he said,

"And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river."

And then finally, he said,

"And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river."
He sat down.

The song leader then stood very cautiously and announced with a smile,

"For our closing song, let us sing Hymn #365: "Shall We Gather at the River."

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Dr Temperance Brennan. :wub:
 

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here i thought temperance was keeping my temper under control - silly me , here hold my beer , watch this , i can throw this whiskey bottle clear across the river and i bet you cant hit it with your rifle 

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