Utah Bob #35998 Posted July 7, 2022 Share Posted July 7, 2022 To be posted in the Yellowstone Visitor’s Center. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 7, 2022 Share Posted July 7, 2022 I don't know if they still hand this out, but in the past, over multiple trips to Yellowstone, when you paid entry to the park, one of these was handed out to each vehicle. I still have one posted on my refrigerator. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted July 7, 2022 Share Posted July 7, 2022 Problem is that the idjits who need these kinds of things usually don't read them. If they do read them they don't understand them. If they should happen to understand the message they don't think it applies to themselves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted July 8, 2022 Share Posted July 8, 2022 ****For our new members**** This is Dirk and Hank As their PR Manager they asked me to relay the ‘pointy point scoring rules’ (don’t come down on me with shade…I didn’t name the rules I am just the messenger) (plus they are bison don’t be mean) Bison vs Tourists (all the bison agreed to combine their scores and not compete individually) (According to Hank they all know he will win and frankly nobody wants to see another depantsing they all needed therapy after that last one) Pointy Point Scoring Rules Ground goring 1 point Charging plus goring. 2 points Tossing. 2 points Tossing 10 feet or higher. 5 points Tossing plus goring. 3 points Tossing 10 feet plus goring. 8 points Tossing children. 0 points Goring 2 or more ppl at once. 8 points Tourist to the hospital. 100 points Man goes over a fence with a head butt 800 points Depantsing. 1000 points Goring and tree tossing 2000 points Goring and tree tossing over 10 feet 3000 points Goring, tree tossing and depantsing 10,000,000 points lord I hope we don’t experience this again. Tourists always get 0 points (to be fair I tried to negotiate points for escape without injury but Hank threatened a strike so there you go) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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