Father Kit Cool Gun Garth Posted June 29, 2022 Share Posted June 29, 2022 A French policeman stopped an Englishman's car and asks if he has been drinking.With great difficulty the Englishman admits that he has been drinking all day, that his daughter got married that morning, and that he drank champagne and a few bottles of wine at the reception, and many single malts scotches thereafter.Quite upset, the policeman proceeds to administer a breath test to the Englishman and verifies that he is indeed totally sloshed out of his head.He asks the Englishman if he knows why, under French Law, he is going to be arrested.The Englishman answers with a bit of humour."No sir, I do not! But while we're asking questions, do you realize that this is a British car and that my wife is driving on the other side?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted July 1, 2022 Share Posted July 1, 2022 I've always enjoyed twisting Frenchmen (and women) around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Equanimous Phil Posted July 1, 2022 Share Posted July 1, 2022 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smuteye John SASS#24774 Posted July 1, 2022 Share Posted July 1, 2022 A French policeman pulls over a car driven by a German tourist for speeding. Officer: "Name?" Driver: "Hans Schmitt" Officer: "Age?" Driver: "46." Officer: "Occupation?" Driver: "No, just visiting." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smuteye John SASS#24774 Posted July 1, 2022 Share Posted July 1, 2022 9 hours ago, Forty Rod SASS 3935 said: I've always enjoyed twisting Frenchmen (and women) around. It wouldn't be nearly as fun if it wasn't so easy, would it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted July 1, 2022 Share Posted July 1, 2022 The French used to drive on the left like the Brits. When they converted they took a phased approach: trucks changed to the right side on Monday, busses on Wednesday, cars on Friday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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