sassnetguy50 Posted June 22, 2022 Share Posted June 22, 2022 Inspired by @Father Kit Cool Gun Garth who said a group of stingrays is a fever. A group of jellyfish is a fluther. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheyenne Ranger, 48747L Posted June 22, 2022 Share Posted June 22, 2022 in keeping with the aquatic theme: a pod of dolphins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cypress Sun Posted June 22, 2022 Share Posted June 22, 2022 11 minutes ago, sassnetguy50 said: Inspired by @Father Kit Cool Gun Garth who said a group of stingrays is a fever. A group of jellyfish is a fluther. A single jellyfish is named Yandy Diaz and he plays for the Tampa Bay Rays. Anytime he dives for a ball and misses (as usual) he lays on the field like a damn jellyfish. He makes up for it by jogging to first anytime he happens to hit the ball. Oh yeah A group of islands is a chain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted June 22, 2022 Share Posted June 22, 2022 A flock of crows is a murder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted June 22, 2022 Share Posted June 22, 2022 A flock of ravens is a congress, while a flock of crows is a murder. Or do I have that backwards? Great minds think alike. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted June 22, 2022 Share Posted June 22, 2022 A group of "Earls" is a Dray. (Earl's Utah Bob's Squirrel) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted June 22, 2022 Share Posted June 22, 2022 A group of geese is a gaggle. According to the slave that was the protagonist of A FUNNY THING HAPPENED ON THE WAY TO THE FORUM, you need to have seven geese for it to be a gaggle. If you have "one followed by 100 zeros" geese, it's a google. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 Posted June 22, 2022 Share Posted June 22, 2022 A group of quail is a bevy. A group of partridge is a covey. A group of old women is a gossip!!! A group of old men is a debate. . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted June 22, 2022 Share Posted June 22, 2022 26 minutes ago, Alpo said: A flock of ravens is a congress, while a flock of crows is a murder. Or do I have that backwards? Great minds think alike. Ravens is "An Unkindness" or a "Conspiracy" I believe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Gun Barney, SASS #2428 Posted June 22, 2022 Share Posted June 22, 2022 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted June 22, 2022 Share Posted June 22, 2022 Urban legend: A group of baboons is a Congress. Reality: A group of salamanders is a Congress More appropriate, IMNSHO. Slithering slimy bottom dwellers. Actually, this insults salamanders. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted June 22, 2022 Share Posted June 22, 2022 Very appropriate: A group of parrots is a pandemonium. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeaconKC Posted June 22, 2022 Share Posted June 22, 2022 A pride of lions Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted June 22, 2022 Share Posted June 22, 2022 A memory of elephants Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Okie Sawbones, SASS #77381 Posted June 22, 2022 Share Posted June 22, 2022 2 hours ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said: Urban legend: A group of baboons is a Congress... Yep. It is a troop. But it IS appropriate for congress. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted June 22, 2022 Share Posted June 22, 2022 a herd of cows ........... yeah, I've heard of cows ....... ....... matter of fact there's a buncha cows in the paddock next to the house and I just heard 'em ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted June 22, 2022 Share Posted June 22, 2022 A pounce of cats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Bob #35998 Posted June 22, 2022 Share Posted June 22, 2022 A group of Saloonatics is a Party. Sometimes also an Affray. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted June 22, 2022 Share Posted June 22, 2022 19 minutes ago, Utah Bob #35998 said: A group of Saloonatics is a Party. Sometimes also an Affray. .............. I'm Affray'd you're right ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted June 22, 2022 Share Posted June 22, 2022 A group of lizards is called a lounge! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smuteye John SASS#24774 Posted June 22, 2022 Share Posted June 22, 2022 4 hours ago, Crazy Gun Barney, SASS #2428 said: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cypress Sun Posted June 22, 2022 Share Posted June 22, 2022 A Band of Brothers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L Posted June 22, 2022 Share Posted June 22, 2022 A group of politicians is a disaster! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sedalia Dave Posted June 22, 2022 Share Posted June 22, 2022 59 minutes ago, Rye Miles #13621 said: A group of lizards is called a lounge! Only if they are wearing leisure suits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted June 22, 2022 Share Posted June 22, 2022 A tower of giraffes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Kit Cool Gun Garth Posted June 23, 2022 Share Posted June 23, 2022 A group of switches is a Gang. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Shapiro Posted June 23, 2022 Share Posted June 23, 2022 A coven of witches A crash of rhino Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Long Gulch, SASS #53035 Posted June 23, 2022 Share Posted June 23, 2022 Heard this one recently. A group of owls is called a parliament. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawhorse Kid Posted June 23, 2022 Share Posted June 23, 2022 A group of 'Cowboys' is a 'Faction'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted June 23, 2022 Share Posted June 23, 2022 4 hours ago, Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L said: A group of politicians is a disaster! ..... until something happens; ... then it's a "disgrace" .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted June 23, 2022 Share Posted June 23, 2022 6 hours ago, Rye Miles #13621 said: A group of lizards is called a lounge! Now that's funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted June 23, 2022 Share Posted June 23, 2022 A cuddle of kittens, a piddle of puppies, a slither of snakes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chuck Steak Posted June 23, 2022 Share Posted June 23, 2022 A group of hillbillys is a family reunion. A group of drunks a wedding reception. A group of know-it-alls is a CAS match. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Kit Cool Gun Garth Posted June 23, 2022 Share Posted June 23, 2022 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheyenne Ranger, 48747L Posted June 23, 2022 Share Posted June 23, 2022 a knot of toads Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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