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If you hear these slogans in a radio or tv ad or in print beware!! Feel free to add your own!

 

Once in a lifetime deal 

Save over 80 %

You can't go wrong with this purchase

Unbelievable savings

It'll pay for itself in a year

Sale of the century

One time only buy now!

Limited time only 

Lifetime Guarantee

Money back guarantee 

Never before prices like this

Blowout sale

 

:P:lol::D

 

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3 minutes ago, Cheyenne Ranger, 48747L said:

. . . but wait, there's more . . .

If you call now!!!:lol:

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Just pay shipping and handling.

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26 minutes ago, Rye Miles #13621 said:

It'll pay for itself in a year

 

That one depends.  Got a FoodSaver vacuum sealer a few years back.  It really did pay for itself in money saved.  See a good special on meat, say pork loin for 99 cents a pound or tri-tip at a buck and a quarter.  Buy a bunch, trim it up, portion it out, season with salt and pepper, vac pack and freeze.  

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Local company that specialized in lawn mowers, power equipment and outdoor furniture used to have the owner on local television.  His trade mark pitch was, "and we're gonna trade with you,  on easy terms".  

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A perpetual "save now...going out of business sale". 

Some businesses have been "going out of business" for years.

 

Or:

Collector's item.

Today and today only.

The "experts" agree.

Rare item.

Priced below retail.

Limited edition.

1% mark-up. 

Wholesale.

 

And, as the old song says: "They tell you to give a donation to the Lord, but they give you their address".

 

 

 

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1 hour ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said:

If you call in the next ten minutes….

 

CLEARANCE, EVERYTHING MUST GO

GOING OUT OF BUSINESS SALE

Going out for MORE business sale!:lol:

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Can't forget the youtube commercials that all use the same music and tell you all about some grate technology that was banned by the military, Government or other entity. The device is always a revolutionary breakthrough that someone is trying to suppress.

 

Like the $5000 drone developed for the Navy Seals

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1 minute ago, Sedalia Dave said:

Can't forget the youtube commercials that all use the same music and tell you all about some grate technology that was banned by the military, Government or other entity. The device is always a revolutionary breakthrough that someone is trying to suppress

 

 ..... is it OK with the govt to mention that. ... I mean it's wanted suppressed after all .......  :mellow:

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“NOT AVAILABLE IN STORES”/ Walmart/Amazon.

This amazing offer is only available for a limited time

 

CJ

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An oldie 

“Be the first on your block to get this…..”

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These turn me away.

 

Woman owned business.

Minority owned business.

Christian owned business.

Veteran owned business.

 

To me those four slogans are saying I CAN'T MAKE IT SIMPLY ON MY ABILITY, SO I WILL TRY TO BEG PEOPLE TO BUY FROM ME BECAUSE I'M A WOMAN OR I'M BLACK OR I WAS IN THE ARMY OR I'M A CHRISTIAN.

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56 minutes ago, Alpo said:

These turn me away.

 

Woman owned business.

Minority owned business.

Christian owned business.

Veteran owned business.

 

To me those four slogans are saying I CAN'T MAKE IT SIMPLY ON MY ABILITY, SO I WILL TRY TO BEG PEOPLE TO BUY FROM ME BECAUSE I'M A WOMAN OR I'M BLACK OR I WAS IN THE ARMY OR I'M A CHRISTIAN.

 

 ...... haven't seen those here..... yet.  ..... but I don't get about much ....   :wacko:

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