DeaconKC Posted June 2, 2022 Share Posted June 2, 2022 I just got got one of the best laughs from my Niece in Law! Her younger daughter looked at her and said "I thought I was your favorite daughter!" Her mom looks at her and says "I tell you both that!" I love this girl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted June 2, 2022 Share Posted June 2, 2022 My niece calls me her favorite uncle..,,, I’m the only one she has! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted June 2, 2022 Share Posted June 2, 2022 I tell Lobita she is my favorite oldest granddaughter. I tell La Rubia she is my favorite youngest granddaughter. Anyone wish to guess how many granddaughters I have? I also tell their mother that she is my favorite daughter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 Posted June 2, 2022 Share Posted June 2, 2022 9 hours ago, Alpo said: I tell Lobita she is my favorite oldest granddaughter. I tell La Rubia she is my favorite youngest granddaughter. Anyone wish to guess how many granddaughters I have? If I guess how many granddaughters you have will you show us a picture of both of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LawMan Mark, SASS #57095L Posted June 2, 2022 Share Posted June 2, 2022 I recently found out that when you declare your choice of favorite child, you're supposed to pick one of your own. Who knew? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted June 2, 2022 Share Posted June 2, 2022 I used to introduce my wife as my first wife at parties…well, I did it once. It didn’t go well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted June 2, 2022 Share Posted June 2, 2022 56 minutes ago, Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 said: If I guess how many granddaughters you have will you show us a picture of both of them. Lobita La Rubia Boduvem Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted June 2, 2022 Share Posted June 2, 2022 And boduvem a couple of Christmases ago, in their presents from me. The big'un's a narwhal and the littl'un's a reindeer. Looking at them, I still believe the big'un's a narwhal But while that littl'un's supposed to be a reindeer, with them spots, I now think she's an Axis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoss Posted June 2, 2022 Share Posted June 2, 2022 I always refer to my wife’s mother as “my favorite mother in law” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bart Slade Posted June 2, 2022 Share Posted June 2, 2022 Gonna make me break out old #77..... Guy marries a woman about 5 years his junior. After the honeymoon, she notices that every night he's out in the garage working on his guns (yeah, he's into CAS). I mean every night, he's out there cleaning the guns, making adjustments, making ammo, casting bullets, the whole nine. And then every weekend he's off cowboy shooting, and when he gets home from the shoots he's cleaning guns, depriming brass, you all know the drill After about 3 months of this, she comes out to the garage and says "it would be nice if you spent as much time with me as you spent with your guns!". Guy lets out a sigh and says "Dangit' woman, you're starting to sound like my ex wife" She gets a horrified angry look on her face and says "What?!?!? YOU TOLD ME YOU'D NEVER BEEN MARRIED BEFORE!!!!" He says "I haven't" and goes back to working on his guns Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Itchy Trigger Posted June 2, 2022 Share Posted June 2, 2022 I tell me wife to tell her parents that "she is married to the best husband in the world". She is very obedient; she tells her parents that "my husband told me to say that I am married to the best husband in the world". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted June 3, 2022 Share Posted June 3, 2022 My wife and I were divorced for eleven months ("The Incident") and remarried. You can have a lot of fun with that simple combination. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Archived
This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.