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Best speeding excuse ever!

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Wow! I fell for this one again…for the probably 100th time here in the Saloon. 
Not only does this one need a number, it needs a retired number and placed in the joke hall of fame…or a dark flippin’ closet. 

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A Tarpon Springs cop that I used to shoot with told me that the best excuse that he ever heard for illegal speed (around noontime) was:


Cop - "What's your hurry?"


Speeder - "I'm on my way home for lunch. My wife is going to have sex...and I really wanted to be there."


Cop - "Have a nice day."



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