Pat Riot Posted May 16, 2022 Share Posted May 16, 2022 Someone sent this to me. Thought I would shar it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted May 16, 2022 Share Posted May 16, 2022 I’ve seen it. There are even egg separator tools if you’ll prefer to be separated from your money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bgavin Posted May 16, 2022 Share Posted May 16, 2022 I thought this was the most trick thing in a long time... but my wife has already seen it, and appreciated it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Kit Cool Gun Garth Posted May 16, 2022 Share Posted May 16, 2022 Egg Liposuction! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted May 16, 2022 Author Share Posted May 16, 2022 1 minute ago, Father Kit Cool Gun Garth said: Egg Liposuction! Did you just make a yolk? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted May 16, 2022 Share Posted May 16, 2022 1 minute ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said: Did you just make a yolk? Cracked as it was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Kit Cool Gun Garth Posted May 16, 2022 Share Posted May 16, 2022 5 minutes ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said: Did you just make a yolk? 4 minutes ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said: Cracked as it was. In my younger days that would have gone off smoother, but being older, I'm just a shell of the man I used to be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted May 16, 2022 Share Posted May 16, 2022 My brain is a little scrambled from getting old! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted May 16, 2022 Author Share Posted May 16, 2022 Always look on the sunny side of life... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texas Joker Posted May 16, 2022 Share Posted May 16, 2022 Crack em with one hand and drop em in the other. Whites leave between your fingers and the yolk stays in your palm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 Posted May 16, 2022 Share Posted May 16, 2022 Almost as easy but more fun.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Dan Dawkins Posted May 16, 2022 Share Posted May 16, 2022 He misspelled loser at the end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted May 16, 2022 Share Posted May 16, 2022 All jokes aside, this is another keeper. There's bound to be an empty bottle or several around. Most of mine have Dr. Pepper labels on them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted May 16, 2022 Author Share Posted May 16, 2022 8 minutes ago, Forty Rod SASS 3935 said: All jokes aside, this is another keeper. There's bound to be an empty bottle or several around. Most of mine have Dr. Pepper labels on them. I agree. The last time I tried separating yolks from the rest of the egg it wasn’t pretty. It was messy and gross. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. O. R. Vet Posted May 16, 2022 Share Posted May 16, 2022 3 hours ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said: Did you just make a yolk? G-R-O-A-NNNNN ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted May 16, 2022 Share Posted May 16, 2022 32 minutes ago, Forty Rod SASS 3935 said: All jokes aside, this is another keeper. There's bound to be an empty bottle or several around. Most of mine have Dr. Pepper labels on them. I don't think it would work with a soda bottle. They are too hard - they are made strong to stand up to the gas pressure. He was using a water bottle, which is made out of very thin plastic. It would need to be thin because he squeezed it so that when he released pressure it would create a vacuum and suck up the yolk. I do not think you could squeeze an empty Dr Pepper bottle. Not a 20 oz anyway. A 2-liter - yeah. But it would be too big and clumsy for this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cypress Sun Posted May 16, 2022 Share Posted May 16, 2022 I just tried it, that worked great!!. Thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckshot Bear Posted May 16, 2022 Share Posted May 16, 2022 Those egg whites in the vid looked extremely watery. Not like fresh eggs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PowderRiverCowboy Posted May 16, 2022 Share Posted May 16, 2022 Banned in California due to plastic bottle , Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sedalia Dave Posted May 16, 2022 Share Posted May 16, 2022 3 hours ago, Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 said: Almost as easy but more fun.... That gadget might get a few laughs but the water bottle worked a lot better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rip Snorter Posted May 17, 2022 Share Posted May 17, 2022 Guys, if you cook, you break the egg, pour the yoke into one half of the egg shell, the white into one bowl, the yolk into another after. If you can walk and chew gum...no special equipment needed just a tiny bit of practice! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted May 17, 2022 Author Share Posted May 17, 2022 48 minutes ago, PowerRiverCowboy said: Banned in California due to plastic bottle , There are LOTS of plastic bottles in CA. I buy cases of bottled water every week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted May 17, 2022 Author Share Posted May 17, 2022 28 minutes ago, Rip Snorter said: Guys, if you cook, you break the egg, pour the yoke into one half of the egg shell, the white into one bowl, the yolk into another after. If you can walk and chew gum...no special equipment needed just a tiny bit of practice! Nope. I will try the bottle trick above. I can walk and chew gum and I can make one helluva mess separating eggs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted May 17, 2022 Share Posted May 17, 2022 1 hour ago, PowerRiverCowboy said: Banned in California due to plastic bottle , I'm sorry. I just can't bring myself to give a damn about California any more. Just tried it. Dr. Pepper doesn't work, but the water bottle did, just like Alpo said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rip Snorter Posted May 17, 2022 Share Posted May 17, 2022 1 hour ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said: Nope. I will try the bottle trick above. I can walk and chew gum and I can make one helluva mess separating eggs. Well Dam' I guess ya aren't "Eggs-ceptional". I don't buy water bottles, I fill them! If I've bought bottled water, it has been a semi rip off at a high end restaurant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckshot Bear Posted May 17, 2022 Share Posted May 17, 2022 All you bloody eggspurts know everything Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rip Snorter Posted May 17, 2022 Share Posted May 17, 2022 6 minutes ago, Buckshot Bear said: All you bloody eggspurts know everything Just a shell game, I know! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted May 17, 2022 Author Share Posted May 17, 2022 Speaking of eggspurts… That little bit about the air cell is interesting. Of course, I have only seen this in boiled eggs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted May 17, 2022 Share Posted May 17, 2022 I have never separated a yolk in my life! 3 ways I cook eggs, scrambled, sunny side up and hard boiled. No need for me to separate the yolk! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chantry Posted May 17, 2022 Share Posted May 17, 2022 Or if you just want the egg whites you can by a 32 oz container at the store Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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