Widder, SASS #59054 Posted May 5, 2022 Share Posted May 5, 2022 Last evening, I was visiting TN Williams and his lovely 'Stagecoach Driver' when the subject came up about death and remarriage. Let me just say that poor ole TN don't know when to keep that hole in his face shut. His 'Lovely' was telling him that should she die first, she would like for him to feel free to remarry. Of course, in his hesitation, he agreed that it would probably be best should he find the right lady. The lovely Ms.Williams ask him..... "do you think you would let her live here in my house"? TN replied...... " Well, I would consider it. It is a nice house and I would hate to move anywhere". Again, she ask..... "Would you let her sleep in my bed" TN replied..... "Well, probably. Its a new bed and I would hate to give it away and buy another new one". And again, the lovely Ms.Williams continued..... "And would you let her shoot 'MY' guns". of which TN replied..... "No. No way. She prefers the .45 Colt calibers". I think ole TW has a dental appointment this morning..... ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Michigan Slim Posted May 5, 2022 Share Posted May 5, 2022 Told my wife I'd just hire a maid next time. No need to marry again. OMG I'll never joke like that again! OK, I will. But I'm JOKING! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tennessee williams Posted May 6, 2022 Share Posted May 6, 2022 I get no respect! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badlands Bob #61228 Posted May 6, 2022 Share Posted May 6, 2022 My wife asked me if something happened to her, would I remarry. I told her "Absolutely not. I've learned my lesson." The stiches come out next week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hendo Posted May 6, 2022 Share Posted May 6, 2022 2 hours ago, Tennessee williams said: I get no respect! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Blackwater 53393 Posted May 6, 2022 Share Posted May 6, 2022 In these cases, ignorance is truly bliss!! Schoolmarm is convinced that I’m really challenged! Every time she asks me those questions, I shrug and say, “I don’t know!” That’s the perfect description of “Blissful ignorance” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocWard Posted May 6, 2022 Share Posted May 6, 2022 I know for a fact I wouldn't get married again. For starters, I can't imagine myself being filled with dumb luck enough to find a Mrs. Doc twice in one lifetime. Second, I can't imagine finding a woman willing to put up with all of my nonsense. Wait... I guess that's a big part of the first one, isn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imis Twohofon,SASS # 46646 Posted May 6, 2022 Share Posted May 6, 2022 Aint going there, aint going there, aint going there...... Imis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Kit Cool Gun Garth Posted May 6, 2022 Share Posted May 6, 2022 8 hours ago, DocWard said: I know for a fact I wouldn't get married again. For starters, I can't imagine myself being filled with dumb luck enough to find a Mrs. Doc twice in one lifetime. Second, I can't imagine finding a woman willing to put up with all of my nonsense. Wait... I guess that's a big part of the first one, isn't it? And that's the truth right there. There was only one woman put on this earth that would love me and take care of me as no other woman could. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smuteye John SASS#24774 Posted May 6, 2022 Share Posted May 6, 2022 12 hours ago, Tennessee williams said: I get no respect! What gave it away? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jabez Cowboy,SASS # 50129 Posted May 6, 2022 Share Posted May 6, 2022 Sentenced to the Doghouse till Jan. 2023 or hell freezes over ! So sad ! TW Jabez Cowboy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Tennessee williams Posted May 7, 2022 Share Posted May 7, 2022 The bunkhouse boss said she was gonna leave me if'n I didn't quit drinking hard whiskey. That's proof whiskey gets rid of aches and pains right there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rip Snorter Posted May 7, 2022 Share Posted May 7, 2022 36 minutes ago, Tennessee williams said: The bunkhouse boss said she was gonna leave me if'n I didn't quit drinking hard whiskey. That's proof whiskey gets rid of aches and pains right there. I don't believe my dear Wife could tolerate me even after near 40 years without me tasting a little whisky in the evening. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smuteye John SASS#24774 Posted May 7, 2022 Share Posted May 7, 2022 19 hours ago, Tennessee williams said: The bunkhouse boss said she was gonna leave me if'n I didn't quit drinking hard whiskey. That's proof whiskey gets rid of aches and pains right there. Bet you didn't see her for a week. It would have taken at least that long for the swelling to go down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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