Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted April 30, 2022 Share Posted April 30, 2022 Putin dies and goes to hell, but after a while, he is given a day off for good behavior. So he goes to Moscow, enters a bar, orders a drink, and asks the bartender: -Is Crimea ours? -Yes, it is. -And the Donbas? -Also ours. -And Kyiv? -We got that too. Satisfied, Putin drinks, and asks: -Thanks, how much do I owe you? -5 euros. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trailrider #896 Posted April 30, 2022 Share Posted April 30, 2022 That b@$$+@Rd ain't no joke! The thousands of innocent civilian he and his murderous minions (I won't dignify them by calling them soldiers!) have slaughtered, and continue killing are definitely no joke. Be nice if somebody could take him out, one way or another! Sadly, a 22-year old former Marine went over to help defend the Ukrainian people, and has been KIA, leaving a young wife and 7-month-old son! RIP. | | | Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Bob #35998 Posted April 30, 2022 Share Posted April 30, 2022 They made jokes about Hitler and Hirohito. That’s not to say they were a joke. Same with Vlad. A joke is an insult to him. I’m sure the Ukrainians have plenty. Most of them, I’m sure, if translated couldn’t be told in this forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted May 1, 2022 Author Share Posted May 1, 2022 14 hours ago, Utah Bob #35998 said: They made jokes about Hitler and Hirohito. That’s not to say they were a joke. Same with Vlad. A joke is an insult to him. I’m sure the Ukrainians have plenty. Most of them, I’m sure, if translated couldn’t be told in this forum. I really only heard <expletive deleted> Putin! And the speakers were ethnic Russian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trailrider #896 Posted May 1, 2022 Share Posted May 1, 2022 One report has Putin going in for abdominal cancer surgery, soon. I wonder if he will say something like what President Reagan said just before they put him under to save him from the assassination attempt..."I hope you guys are all Republicans!" Oh, and supposedly, while Putin is under, the guy he puts in charge is another hardliner! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted May 1, 2022 Share Posted May 1, 2022 Hopefully, they’ll administer sarin gas instead of oxygen! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted May 1, 2022 Author Share Posted May 1, 2022 5 hours ago, Trailrider #896 said: One report has Putin going in for abdominal cancer surgery, soon. I wonder if he will say something like what President Reagan said just before they put him under to save him from the assassination attempt..."I hope you guys are all Republicans!" Oh, and supposedly, while Putin is under, the guy he puts in charge is another hardliner! I hope he’s using Russian surgeons. free medical care is worth every kopec. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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