Father Kit Cool Gun Garth Posted April 19, 2022 Share Posted April 19, 2022 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 Posted April 19, 2022 Share Posted April 19, 2022 How do you enter a SALOON? One step at a time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted April 19, 2022 Share Posted April 19, 2022 Frequently much steadier than when you leave it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rip Snorter Posted April 19, 2022 Share Posted April 19, 2022 Like you belong there and haven't a care in the World. Look them in the eye. Been in more than a few pretty interesting ones down the years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cypress Sun Posted April 19, 2022 Share Posted April 19, 2022 How do you enter a SALOON? With a Priest, a Rabbi and a Minister. How else would you enter a SALOON? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rip Snorter Posted April 19, 2022 Share Posted April 19, 2022 1 minute ago, Cypress Sun said: How do you enter a SALOON? With a Priest, a Rabbi and a Minister. How else would you enter a SALOON? Unless you use spell check, then like the joke, it is a rabbit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted April 19, 2022 Share Posted April 19, 2022 I use to enter every saloon and bar just like I belonged there even if it was my first time. The ones I returned to made me feel like I belonged there when I went the first time. Life’s too short to drink in a bar full of arseholes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rip Snorter Posted April 19, 2022 Share Posted April 19, 2022 Just now, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said: I use to enter every saloon and bar just like I belonged there even if it was my first time. The ones I returned to made me feel like I belonged there when I went the first time. Life’s too short to drink in a bar full of arseholes. Agree, but sometimes just one drink is necessary, and I Will have that drink! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted April 19, 2022 Share Posted April 19, 2022 Bottles, Rip’s buying! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Utah Bob #35998 Posted April 20, 2022 Share Posted April 20, 2022 So the batwing doors are only in BAD westerns? Some snooty, limp wristed, Harvard ediicated, commie historian, who is unable to appreciate the artistry of a western cinematic epic, wrote that. In my opinion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted April 20, 2022 Share Posted April 20, 2022 They are not just in bad westerns. Or even in good westerns. They are between my kitchen and my dining room. Ignore the hurricane damage. It's only been 3 years. At least the roof don't leak no more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Bob #35998 Posted April 20, 2022 Share Posted April 20, 2022 13 minutes ago, Alpo said: They are not just in bad westerns. Or even in good westerns. They are between my kitchen and my dining room. Ignore the hurricane damage. It's only been 3 years. At least the roof don't leak no more. And in virtually every restaurant. I would call them Bi- swing doors but nowadays some folks would misinterpret. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michigan Slim Posted April 20, 2022 Share Posted April 20, 2022 7 minutes ago, Utah Bob #35998 said: And in virtually every restaurant. I would call them Bi- swing doors but nowadays some folks would misinterpret. And they swing both ways. Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smuteye John SASS#24774 Posted April 20, 2022 Share Posted April 20, 2022 I open my bookmarks and click on the 1st one listed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawhorse Kid Posted April 20, 2022 Share Posted April 20, 2022 Walk in like you own the place. How you exit on the other hand, is entirely another question. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted April 20, 2022 Share Posted April 20, 2022 I usually enter through the front door until they get to know me. Sometimes after that, I have to kinda’ sneak in the back way! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colorado Coffinmaker Posted April 20, 2022 Share Posted April 20, 2022 Many Lustrum ago, when my sister was plagued by a really nasty Mother In Law, we changed the bathroom door for a set of really nice Bat Wing swinging doors. When in "use" one was covered from the knees up and from the shoulders down. Could carry on a fine conversation. Oh yes, after the door change, the MIL never stayed more than 5 minutes. YaHoo!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eyesa Horg Posted April 20, 2022 Share Posted April 20, 2022 11 hours ago, Alpo said: They are not just in bad westerns. Or even in good westerns. They are between my kitchen and my dining room. Ignore the hurricane damage. It's only been 3 years. At least the roof don't leak no more. Procrastination give you something to do tomorrow. I'm an expert at it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted April 20, 2022 Share Posted April 20, 2022 11 hours ago, Alpo said: They are not just in bad westerns. Or even in good westerns. They are between my kitchen and my dining room. Ignore the hurricane damage. It's only been 3 years. At least the roof don't leak no more. I used to have those in a old house I lived in back in the 70's. I loved them! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheyenne Ranger, 48747L Posted April 22, 2022 Share Posted April 22, 2022 On 4/19/2022 at 9:01 PM, Alpo said: They are not just in bad westerns. Or even in good westerns. They are between my kitchen and my dining room. Ignore the hurricane damage. It's only been 3 years. At least the roof don't leak no more. Gotta love the Dr Pepper cans--my wife would be right at home Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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